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[F/Go] I only had Mata Hari left against a Brynhildr and she somehow used her NP to seduce/charm Bryn on the turn she'd use her NP so Mata Hari was able to kill her using pure lesbianism
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this is absolutely the fucking funniest fight i've ever seen in my life
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5 star lancer loses it to 1 star assassin
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lolololol
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What the fuck fight was this
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lesbian powas
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the one to power up atilla's NP, interlude 2 for her i think
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and i just was like "welp im gonna lose, no way out of this, im going to try an oh of course she did it why did i doubt her"
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did you roll musashi?
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I feel like if you didn't manage to roll her the universe is fucking wrog
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big tiddy bi big sister sounds like your kinda thing lol.
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yeah i got her
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all right we're not in a dark timeline then
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her and i been flirting, she wants to bang my raikou
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lol she's vaguely mad that a bunch of the people she expected to be dudes are ladies now
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she wants her bishonens.
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She reacts like that to ushi
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this is how she reacts to raikou
this is how she reacts to raikou
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also nero
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5 minutes later she was seen texting raikou this 
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I legitimately love her she's just fun
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I mean she's a pretty BUSTer heavy servant herself
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i actually really really want to do some serious heavy musashi talk now because book of five rings is required coursework for me, and a required re-read constantly and i know EXACTLY what that trial quest was talking about and it's put me in a sword mood for like
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the philosophical side of it
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but i dunno how many people would be interested but i am having like eighty thousand thoughts on it
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please do, I only know practical swordfighty stuff so I want the philosophy you get to engage with
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the Void stuff is by far the shortest/simplest chapter in book of five rings, ranging all of like, half a page long, but it's Hard to get unless you are like, me or musashi and just find it the most fascinating thing in your life is why you sword
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even if you just PM me about it I want all the meta thoughts on it a lot. It's like when thessaly is holding forth on merlin/artoria or beast meta.
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but it's got so many good points i can distill from it alone
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by all means
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let alone the rest of it since half of the book uses "you must train harder" as punctuation and i can hear musashi from beyond the grave yelling it daily now
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the concept of Void and what the villain of the interlude went on about infinity as he died was both fascinating and frustrating because the guy really did Not Get It and it made me one of those people who's like
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everyone else with a degree in something: u dun a science wrong here's why
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me: i'm gonna beat your ass with an oar so hard sasaki kojiro's descendants will feel it
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that's not her line about raikou, that's her line about the doujis
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raikou she mostly just comments on her bust size, and more in a "that's wild" way and not horny way
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she's WAY WAY more openly flirtatious with Danzo, the robo kunoichi that gets introduced in Shimosa
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oh koshka's daughter
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her thing about pretty boys is a nod to the many many many rumors that the RL musashi practiced pedastry, but like... that was extremely common among samurai in the edo period so it's less rumor and more like, educated assumption
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I can't wait for shimosa in general
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i'll have to warn her then
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apparently the last fight is with fucking sasaki?
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as it should be
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yeah one of the kami i follow used to be seen as the kami of such practices but that's kind of Not Common Knowledge now for a reason
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Which if they build him up to be a real threat is AWESOME.
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the kojiro in shimosa is not the playable version, he's got boss buffs and everything
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since he's kind of a joke of a servant in the FGO meta and wasn't even that strong in fate/canon to begin with
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rad
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still love him as the hero of Orleans and his dumb ship with martha 5 ever though
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BUT YEAH, like the RL musashi, fate musashi is a disaster bi with preference to femme presentation
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and yeah that's the one part that gets people Mad At Me most when i talk this history is like "samurai and to an extent onna-bugeisha were gay as hell and pederasty sometimes was involved, like rome" and everyone Loses It like HOW DARE YOU SAY SAMURAI WERE GAY ATMA
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lmao really?
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history is always more gay than folks realize
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dudebros dont like their dreams shattered
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how is "gay" the most offensive thing about pedastry
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and not, like. the creepy aspect of older dudes sleeping with teenage boys
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yeah there's creepy power imbalance shit there
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yeah ive talked about how just the whole culture had a lot of just plain ol' gay going on too between adults and it's like ATMAAAA I HATE YOU
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it's funny to watch
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man I'd be like
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"Whoa exciting more gayness "
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hell just mentioning how many women were at sekigahara sets them off hard
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it's me i'm ruining history with facts and stuff watch out
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lmao the majority of tokugawa's mounted archers were women
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there was a LOT of sexism in the sengoku and edo periods, sure, but it didn't take the form a lot of historical revisionists assume
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i think that's my favorite part of history is just telling people how many women were out there fighting
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the history of the onna-bugeisha and such is incredible
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I honestly don't get why dudes aren't like "Whoa cool."
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because it's manly man job only for men
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swords and arrows don't tend to discriminate
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yeah these are the same sort of people that get mad over a woman on the cover of a battlefield game
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I mean admittedly I like fate because Girls With Swords is a thing I like
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that one still makes me lol
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in general, women could serve in militaries in the sengoku period (and prior) the sexism usually came in terms of how they were regarded in the class system
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a male samurai will earn more rice than a female one, etc etc
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and in terms of training, women often were segregated to their own dojos and traditions
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yeah that one's been an....interesting one for sensei and i to come up with our own reasons why i can do what the boys do anytime and trying to tell the Old Guard senseis why
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btw tomoe gozen finally shows up in shimosa
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half of it is "it's the 21st century, time to get over it" and the other half is "that's my best swordsman, you really gonna tell her to sit seiza knees together?"
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as the Archer of Inferno, since the shimosa story is all hell themed and all (and that's why she's partially devil in fate, too)
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from a historical sense a lot of my habits and training would be seen as unfathomable at worst, odd at best
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good because I Need Her
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though, like... of all the skills she was famous for, archery was really not the first i would have picked, but game balance and all i guess
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im waiting for the nobu rerun whenever that is and using her until i can nab gozen and then whenever we get fukkin dead heat race, get metal nobu so i can have everything i ever wanted on one team at once
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she doesn't even hold her bow until her third stage portrait
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it's her sword in the first, and her sword and naginata in the second, and she uses those in her sprites, too
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tho now that i have musashi i have nobody planned on rolling for for a long time
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i have enough gold women it's going to take so many exp nuggets to feed them all
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maybe by then i can afford to have her and level her
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.... apparently there's a psuedo love triangle between tomoe gozen, danzo, and musashi, with both of them flirting with danzo
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this poor robot
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im DEFINITELY gonna have to warn koshka since that's her robo daughter
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(she loves anyone like, robo or android or automaton or cyborg themed)
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though some people have Bad Takes about her and call her a NTR servant because they don't seem to understand that in fate, she's taken after his death (and it's just a gross thing to say about anyone, fictional or otherwise, anyways)
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(and she gets deeply uncomfortable around ushiwakamaru for obvious reasons)
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those people can get put in a ditch
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also it's fate/ like, chill
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after all i thought this was the game 
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she also tells (politely) all the summer servants to please cover up, going on about "moderation"
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all i know is she called me cute and likes udon and swords, i think her and i will get along just fine
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also, they should add the rest of musashi's famous rivals to the game so the can all get drunk together
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Gonnosuke and Baiken are missing still
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she mentions baiken I'm fairly certain
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i am not cleaning up that mess after, they can do it themselves
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yeah she did
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but yeah I was lowkey excite about her but didn't want to break the bank til shimosa
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ended up getting her with a couple tickets an am now really on the musashi train
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im a poor and had to farm literally every free quest possible for one last chance at a ten roll and it happened
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Baiken is basically where we get the trope of Musashi getting jumped in weird places
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im seriously out of stuff to do besides daily quests now
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and well just keep my girls healthy for when 1.5 comes along
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Yeah I hear 1.5 gets real hard
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ive been on the JP server off and on, mostly to goof around with my friend' metal nobus, and that shit is Real
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and i have some serious star players despite a much smaller roster, it's still far too soon for me to go near most events
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"you only need to clear fuyuki for this" a foreigner with 5 HP bars shows up on map 3
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and some of it is like "you need to clear lostbelt 3" THAT CAME OUT LIKE WHAT A MONTH AGO?
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i did get a cute new year's outfit with hella good buffs tho
i did get a cute new year's outfit with hella good buffs tho
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wait where's that from
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oh that's in japanland
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JP server new year's
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they have us 19 golden apples, 19 of each fou card, and 30 quartz, and this outfit
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their da vinci new year's shop is also like WAY better, i got 10 tickets for 5 prisms each and thats not counting the monthly reset stock
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tho there's nothing i'd roll for today if you paid me, i do NOT want cleopatra or fionn ever, thank you
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this is one of those exp buffing only cards but im keeping it forever too
this is one of those exp buffing only cards but im keeping it forever too
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gods only two more rider statues to go and i can ascend quetz a second time and then quit, ive been playing this thing since i woke up 13 hours ago just to grind quartz for musashi
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it's ironic we were talking about musashi and the new saber they added for new year in JP has already usurped her place as the strongest saber
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(though some argue musashi's more well rounded, still)
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the cute birb?
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i see half of everyone i know either going for musashi or the sparrow based on which server they main on
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she is wild
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wow a servant that's actually shorter than i am
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unless they're like a literal 5 year old or something it's hard to find any servant smaller than 5 foot nothing
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just look at her kit, and the damage her NP does
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her sord too big for her got dang self
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not sure if stronger but she's definitely got a different niche and good support
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musashi is way more selfish in her skills lol
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Her artist is Harada, the guy who designs Disgaea characters
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yeah it's a very distinct style
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she's a very adorable lil birb tho
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i was gonna use my cheap as hell JP server tickets to try to roll for her last night but fionn was on the same banner and that is not a risk i wanted to take
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I threw my Fionn into the Spirit Achive. It's his new home.
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He can visit Chaldea when there's a Rank Up, I guess.
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i would burn mine for rare prisms
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thankfully he's never shown up around me
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probably because he knows i know how to flirt right
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gonna steal his ladies he never gets
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oh good the new year's banner for birb is now birb and tamamo, that's much more tolerable
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there's also a banner specifically for koshka's least favorite servant of all time so i'm gonna post it and dedicate it to her because of course i am
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i'm a very good gf i swear
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ask koshka how she feels about sigurd and his design and his everything in general sometime