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[shitposting] Regarding the possibility of a Netflix live action SAO
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Small brain: White actor, American name (let's go with Keith)
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Large brain: Japanese actor, named Kirito
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Giant brain: White actor, but named Kirito for some reason
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Galaxy brain: Japanese actor, set in Japan, but his name is Keith and it's never explained
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Universe brain: It's somehow scarlett johansson in an ill-fitting wig
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jesus christ
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you win
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I'm not happy to have won this
moontouched
but I'll take it
oh i'm scary
Dragon Ball Evoluton 2 with Scarlet Johansson as Vegeta
moontouched
chokes
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..........okay i just had a weird, bad idea
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take... all of the american-made, whitewashed live-action movie adaptions of anime, and make it a cinematic universe
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Wait
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Emily Speed Racer would be part of that
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....................... i meant bad ones
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although I guess I could accept Speed Racer being to this hypothetical anime cinematic universe what wonder woman is to DC's
wedding rose??
They did state that the leads wouldn't be whitewashed, at least. I remember because someone reported that "Kitty cat Asuna would remain Japanese" and the ANN article had to add "(Editor's note: (whoever it was) most likely said 'Kirito and Asuna.')"
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Which I thought was hysterical.
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Kirito and Asuna are Japanese
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No one else
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kirito and asuna are japanese.... out of the game. their in-game avatars are white.
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and played by scarlet johansson
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and cats apparently
CrowsbeforeBros
a cat would be a better protagonist than Kirito
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she's wearing cat ears for the part
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The advantage of doing an adaptation of SAO
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Is that I don't care if they just run roughshod all over the source material and make something really weird, since I have no respect for the source material itself
CrowsbeforeBros
yeah
CrowsbeforeBros
you can really only go up
Medic▲l Mir▲cle
I mean, a cat would be a better protagonist than a lot of protagonists
Medic▲l Mir▲cle
including many actually good ones
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Kirito and Asuna are white but speak in bad fake Japanese accents
Rama
There's already a live action SAO
Rama
You can finish this idea with either Ready Player One or the one episode of Anime Crimes Division.
dragon time
Neko Atsume Online
dragon time
Mr Ed Online
kamikasei
Imagine a full-sensory VRMMO where you're a cat who just hangs out in a garden full of toys and gets food
Rama
That's what I want to be reincarnated as