Hi! I'm not dead. I just had a really shitty cold and was kinda dying for a few days.

bless your little face

It was bonkers! I made the mistake of leaving my cave and going out for some Halloween shenanigans at a bar of all things (bleh). I enjoyed muchly watching my friends karaoke their hearts out whilst I got progressively more inebriated and pleasant but then I picked up an invisible evil that made my throat feel like I was swallowing razor blades for 4 days.

So I'd been laying on my couch and creating a Bubbles-imprint in the one cushion because I barely moved for 4 days. I constantly watered myself like a plant (so much so that I felt like I had to pee every 5 seconds).

I did get to watch a TON of King of the Hill on Hulu though for anyone who loves that show as much as I do they have 13 farting seasons on there!!

hope you feel better soon

I’m glad you’re not dead, I quite like you.

Rose : That's the best response I've heard in a long time. I'm laughing so hard right now.

I'm glad you're feeling better bb