Have a gift card for Cracker Barrel, so I ordered eggs and a biscuit to go through their app for pick up at the restaurant. Put "Biz" as the name because it took less time to type than "Elizabeth." I get there, say that I'm here for a pick-up, and the cashiers were shocked that I'm white. Why would you... comment...

i'm thinking the answer is: cracker barrel

Yeahhhhh

yeesh

Also, the eggs were terrible. How do you make watery medium over-easy eggs? You set, flip, wait, remove. Boo.

=_=

Yeesh

uhh wow

Y I K E S

oh btw their literal words were "but you're too white!"

"I thought it was an African name, ha ha!"

just what in the fuck

it's maine

maine is white