Zilla Fieri
-ish but through my work years, I've come to the conclusion that the only customers who give a shit about being called customers vs being called guests are those customers
Zilla Fieri
You know, the entitled fuckwits who feel as though every business should be kissing their feet just by providing them business
Zilla Fieri
It would be fine if business at some point didn't decide to take up the word guest but now that they did, it's a gross amount of ego stroking
Goat Arson
I know my place doesn't, but Target does.
Zilla Fieri
Target does, JCP does, Dave & Buster's does....a lot of them, yeah
Zilla Fieri
One of my managers corrected me on that a few months ago and it took everything I had to just. Not say anything in response
Goat Arson
I still sometimes use "guest" when it's someone I like, but 90% of the time "customer" is just fine
big goth energy
i literally had no idea "guest" was a thing
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
it suuuure is.
Zilla Fieri
I really wish it wasn't
big goth energy
that is super gross that people make such a big deal out of it
big goth energy
like, if you DEMAND to be called a guest, you shouldn't be welcome anywhere
Zilla Fieri
It's become something that can actually get employees in trouble, if a customer wants to take it that far
Zilla Fieri
Possibly written up
big goth energy
that is ke, 3 million percent fucked up
Cookie Politics
that's fucking stupid, I don't go to Target to visit, I go their to buy shit
Cookie Politics
I'm a customer, not a guest
Cookie Politics
it makes more sense for places where a customer will be there for an extended time, like a hotel or theme park
Cookie Politics
but if I'm in a Target for an extended time something has gone horribly wrong
BERSERKER
here's the thing
BERSERKER
the implication is that a guest is wanted, and invited in
big goth energy
^
BERSERKER
the exact people who want to be called guests are the people who are not, in fact, guests in ANY CAPACITY
big goth energy
^^^^^^^^^^
big goth energy
like i know the goal is to make customers feel welcome and wanted but like
big goth energy
some of those people are neither??
BERSERKER
Unfortunately, as you probably already know, capitalism
big goth energy
this. so hard.
big goth energy
welcome to america, where money means more than basic human decency.
Zilla Fieri
BERSERKER
i'm sorry, char, but they have to cater to the people with more money than decency which means the people with the inverse get uncomfortable
Goat Arson
It doesn't help that America has cultivated a culture of hyper-friendly retail and restaurant employees.
Goat Arson
So when anything isn't super ass-kissy people get mad.
Dollie's Foxie🦊
muricah
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
That's because most businesses are owned by old-ass men with draconian policies and boners for dusty 1950's americana.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Fuck, 'the customer is always right' isn't even the entire phrase but that doesn't stop everyone
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
As far as I understand it: It's "The customer is always right in what they want", countering the old practice of salesfolks pushing one potentially useless doodad on customers, rather than having a variety for them to choose from.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Not "the customer is always right so break policy and risk losses and shrink to the company to make their entitled asses happy"
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Like the fucker who wanted me to slice a loaf of bread for them. I point to the one I'd just sliced and bagged up so someone can take it and go, and they're like "no, I want fresh-sliced." ....So now I had a sliced loaf of bread nobody wanted because some people like to freeze bread for later or slice thicker pieces for themselves at home.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
So I had to throw it away. :|
E.S. Levi
I've heard some companies won't even let employees lay a hand on a 'customer' even if said customer is assaulting them.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Or if a kid is risking injury!
Goat Arson
I wish someone would tell my company that first part. I have to sell so many worthless addons
E.S. Levi
As in, if someone tries to hurt you and you can't get away, you're supposed to just let them do what they want to you or you're fired.
E.S. Levi
Because if you fight back, you could lose that person's patronage!
Goat Arson
E.S. Levi : I think my work has a clause of self-defense, but yeah. A person could walk out the door with thousands of dollars worth of stuff and there's fuckall I'm allowed to do about it.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Had a kid crawl under a checkout belt and get her hair caught in it. Needed the fire department to dismantle it to get her out. Parents were catching, checker was begging the parents to please get their kid because we're not allowed to handle them, aaaand boom. Store got fined and we had a mandatory meeting YELLING AT US FOR THE FINE HAPPENING.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
parents weren't watching*, even
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
and the parents had the gall to write the managers a nastygram, too
Happy Nut Year
To a degree it isn't always even the corporation. Local managers can be famously shifty because they directly benefit from all the shitty penny-pinching work-saving short-changing methods that increase revenue.
Happy Nut Year
...slash cut spending.
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
..weeping because i have a story about that too but i wont get into it i've ranted enough
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
so many awful jobs
Goat Arson
Oh yeah. I was always taught to be polite to service staff, but working in retail myself just hammers the point home. I never want to be that customer.
BERSERKER
Catphones: Not hard!
BERSERKER
The catch?
BERSERKER
It's equally easy to see the person at the checkout or the waiter taking your order as not another human, just a soulless automaton of Big Business
BERSERKER
The human brain is astoundingly good at dissociating from other people we don't recognize, othering them into some sort of alien presence.
BERSERKER
And then suddenly it's not about human decency because wait where are the humans
BERSERKER
all it takes is one day bad enough - the exact threshold of how bad varies from person to person, naturally - and pretty much anybody can become That Customer if they aren't hypervigilant of their own actions.
BERSERKER
Which is, understandably, stressful as hell and not something even the most extroverted person can do 24/7/365.
BERSERKER
yeah.
BERSERKER
the ego is a powerful force and there's something deep in lizardbrains that says "if I double down maybe I can get through this without looking bad, maybe I can make -them- look bad instead"
Cookie Politics
lizard brain is wrong
Cookie Politics
like, a lot
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