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[More NinjaCon shit, nsfw]
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More random thoughts about ninjas
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- Yui knows ASL, since the tentacle beast she's partners with can see through her portals, but can't HEAR through them
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And she needs to signal what she wants it to do somehow
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Probably somewhere between ASL and like those hand signals soldiers use
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- Membership to the clan is usually based on birth
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If your parents are part of a clan so are you, though you don't have to actually train to be a ninja if you don't want to
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Sometimes clans will recruit promising looking outsiders, though, if they're running low on manpower
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...In fact I'm gonna say this is actually pretty common, just as an incest dodge
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Yeah, they really need a way to avoid incest.
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Because obviously they're screwing each other all the time
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So yeah membership on a clan is based on ability more than bloodlines
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Hmm I'm trying to decide how much non-ninjas know about ninjas
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I'm gonna say that people know about ninjas in general
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But that some clans are more secretive than others
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I guess they're more like guilds than clans
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Sana probably learned sign language just because Yui uses it.
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They practice
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normal people don't know a lot about ninjas but know that they're a thing
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There are probably rumors about all the sex
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But
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Most new inductees are surprised to find out that the truth makes the rumors look tame
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Fox Clan are probably one of the more secretive-but I mean, is it news that they are actually run by a kitsune who's the seventh Great-grandmother or grandfather of almost the entire clan? They probably have trouble finding new kitsune to recruit so there's probably a lot of peripheral members who are only like 1/16th fox.
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I mean, they are probably still great at disguises and playing a role, but they probably aren't magically able to switch genders or body-types at whim.
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I figure if you had the same great great great great great great grandmother you probably aren't closely related enough for it to be weird
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Probably more weird if she's one person's greatX6th grandma and another person's mom.
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This is part of why the Octopus Clan doesn't like them
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they're just like
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Things have probably improved a lot since the end of the Meji period, but yeah, weird dynamics at play even now. And hey, it would be incredibly useful to have a Fox willing to act in some of your films
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Basically if you ever see a porno filmed in Hawaii in this universe
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There probably (but not definitely) isn't a ninja on screen
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but there was almost definitely a ninja in the room while it was being shot
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Just as like a liason
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Making sure that the actors aren't being coerced or mistreated, and that the Octopus Clan gets their cut
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also as a 'preparation assistant" if needed.
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probably
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If they feel so inclined
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(And they frequently do)
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Mental image: Yui sitting casually, while a pair of tentacles sprout from her sides and jerk off two dudes on either side of her
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She's reading a book
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Yui's portal paint!
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It only works for the people who supply "ingredients" to it
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(IE those who cum in it while it's being mixed)
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And she can make it any color
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So when out in public she actually just makes it clear
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So she can wear it under her clothes without looking weird
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And then makes it in various camouflage colors for when she's doing missions
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She packs paint bombs as well as smoke bombs
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So she can portal around, or just make surfaces erupt in tentacles
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Topic change again! Someone should play the greenhorn ninja who's still new to all this and simultaneously shocked at the weird shit ninjas get up to and excited that they get to try it themselves
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I imagine the initiation ritual for the Octopus Clan involves walking through the tentacle caves in the nude
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They warn you about what's going to happen, of course
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If you make it through without panicking, they let you in
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If you don't make it through because you're having too much fun, they let you in and put you on the fast track
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I like the "Portal Paint only works for certain people" gimmick because it lets her pull off some prime Coyote And Roadrunner shenanigans
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This is turning into stream of consciousness babbling
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paints a rock face to look like a door
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portals through the door
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Rival chases her through door
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breaks their nose
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Yui sticks her tongue out and goes "meep meep!"
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naked roadrunner
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Lesse what else...
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Yui definitely considers herself an American
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despite being clearly of japanese descent
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I mean, she doesn't just consider herself an American she IS an American. She was born in Hawaii
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let's say...21 years old
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Her parents aren't ninjas. They know that she's a ninja, but don't really know the details
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Due to a lot of work on her part
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Because I mean would YOU want your parents to know that you fall asleep on top of a tentacle beast sometimes?
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WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE TIGER CLAN?
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TELL ME ABOUT THEM?
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(shark clan is a little too into vore)
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Tiger Clan! Their tradition is a little bit PROUD WARRIOR and a lot of bit NERD
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nerd in what sense?
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they're into precision weapons like claws and whips and so on and go on about forms to work with the air resistance you get from a whip
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....nerd is more of a personality trait I guess, it's not like not being one would disqualify you from being in the clan
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anyway they have a lot of weaponsmiths, which is important because they break a lot of weapons
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So they're just
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really into weapons
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they tend to have reckless fighting styles
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really into weapons
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most of the hilts are suitable for insertion
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ahaaa
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there's a fighting style with two staves in which one's held between the legs and sorta ground down on to heighten sexpower
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Probably marginally more popular with girls
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though I guess boys could sort of do that too
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boys have their own options
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imagine remote controlled nunchucks that spin when you wave your dick about
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jesus
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the power of the blow is magnified by the power of the jerking off
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So I'm imagining, like
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Meat Spin
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But with a nunchuck?
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or wait it's not actually attached to your dick
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yeah it's a ninjutsu link
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(You hold your dick like a joystick and steer this levitating nunchuck tornado with it)
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that's pretty much it!
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That's an amazingly stupid mental image and thus it fits into this setting perfectly
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there's a cock ring that acts as the transmitter
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you can swap weapons by swapping out rings
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amazingly stupid is exactly what I'm going for
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Strap-on spear
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the true dickhelicopter technique can be perilous, it's a high level skill
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extendable strap-on spear
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so they usually have piercings to enhance their remote technique
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there's only so many NINJASEXMAGIC piercings someone can handle, amount of piercings are a good way of gauging the level of a tiger ninja
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some of them go with jewelry instead but that's easier to lose or steal
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and we're not talking in the ears
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they're more powerful if there's more erotic potential
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easier to lose or steal and the connection to your body is weaker, in a mystical meaning
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yeah, if you get really turned on by your ear getting nibbled on then ear piercings will be powerful
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a magic necklace works, but a magic tongue piercing or belly button ring would work even better because it's actually part of you
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And of course I probably don't even need to say it but J.O. crystals are absolutely a thing
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fuck
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i cant believe the craigslist guy is a rogue ninja
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More popular with dudes, I think
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Hmm does Yui have any piercings?
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Honestly probably not
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She prefers her paint magic
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I imagine a standard encounter with a Tiger Clan ninja starts out with an incredulous "what the fuck are you doing?"
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And ends with you either running for your life, beaten senseless, or dead
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Because their techniques are super goofy looking and also super effective
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I should flesh out a proper OC so Yui can meet a nunchuck ninja
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I support
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In attitude I'm kind of picturing like
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70s martial arts film
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lots of really loud SWOOSH sounds and super exaggerated action
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very much so
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based in China because that's a place you get both tigers and a lot of great kung fu films
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Jinhai, it's not a tiger name but we can't all be puns
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YEAH, a lot of yelling for intimidation, they roar
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that a nazi being slammed through a window
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It might have been
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or it might have been intended as like
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an original swastika
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oh, true
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I'd better watch it and find out
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Anyways I think all the characters so far have been girls so I approve of a dude entering the fray
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i mean, good luck to me finding a PB
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Yeah that'll take some work
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I found Yui's PB by going to Danbooru and searching "Nude Original"
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And then just pouring over, like
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100 pages of images
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Until I found one that had a bunch of images for one person's character
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....maybe I'll seek out some hentai manga
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Oh right also Le Comtesse was joking the other day about a guy who tries to act like a more stereotypical hentai character (IE more creepy) but he's a terrible ninja and everyone just owns him repeatedly
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So maybe as his counterpart, there's a girl who keeps on getting into compromising situations and being all like "N-no! Don't look! Not down there!" but then people are just like "Oh, uh, okay."
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Leading her to be surprised and weirdly disappointed they didn't continue
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"You're just giving up?"
"You're clearly not into it. I'm not gonna force the issue"
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this girl is just
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under the impression that the green yellow red safeword system is universal
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so obviously if she really wanted them to stop she'd say red, geez!!
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and also has some weird ideas about sex in general
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she's not into being on the aggressive side of the roleplay so she'll comply on instinct if she gets a no don't look not down there
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she's all "ok not everyone at ninjacon can be a sub someone's gotta be into this"
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I was more implying just transplanting a regular hentai character into this and everyone being kind of weirded out by her
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or that
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Just like "Listen, are you okay? I can get you a blanket and call the police if you want."
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But someone who really wants to be dominated by ninjas could also be funny
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ohhh, so she's a civilian
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Or just a really shitty ninja
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really shitty ninja is good
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Maybe there's just a whole clan like this
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No I don't think so
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I'm gonna say Ms. Serious is from a bondage themed clan.
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Who was "Ms. Serious" again?
Love Snake Kaja
I only briefly talked about her but she basically takes all of this seriously even when that would be silly. Imagine someone acting serious in a ridiculous bondage getup.
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I'm pretty meh on the concept now.
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I'm imagining Grettir from Oglaf
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Sana seems more fun
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Ms Serious would be good for like a one off villain or something
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