[Kiwi is a graphic designer] so I just received an email from a client with a video attachment. "Please use this photo if the resolution is okay"

...Lady I have some news for you

Also I'm starting to hate "navy blue"

Because I use it, and then get the complaint "this is too purple"

Like, okay, do you actually know what navy blue looks like, or are you just throwing words out because you think they sound good?

Also

also

Computer monitors are not great for perceiving colors

Just

They're not

I would like to end this particular round of complaints with this disclaimer: I am so, so happy that I have people like this to complain about

Your complaints make me laugh because I know all of this pain so vividly

This is so much better than complaining about people who yell at me because they're on social security and they just adopted this dog and it needs fucking expensive medication and it's somehow my responsibility to take care of them

I just want to shake people

I don't even want to shake her, I just want to pat her on the shoulder and maybe give her a candy or smth

HAHAHA

Oh sweetie, you tried. Have a root beer barrel

BRINGS CLOSE

UPDATE: she's having difficulty acquiring a professional photograph from (I'm assuming) her company's archive? So she asked me if I just happened to have anything similar to her two second video

I told her no

I'm not going to waste the time looking for a high quality royalty-free image to use for her ugly sign when she apparently has professional photographs squirreled away somewhere