[fashion] I didn't believe this was real but it's real

yet another unrealistic body standard from the fashion industry

but why

why would anyone

slenderman's gone casual, i see.

oh god that would be the most irritating thing on the planet to wear

constantly falling over your hands

squid looks

i know the site says you can wear the sleeves rolled up but 1) it looks shit; 2) having that much tightly sprung denim in one place would turn your arms into

yeah I was looking at the other pictures for it like, maybe there's a way you can wear it that looks good??? but no, no there isn't. even rolled up, it's an ugly mess.

an ugly impractical mess

that's how you know it's high fashion.

I dare somebody to eat a bowl of soup wearing that

you can't even roll it up very far. you can scrunch it, sure, but it'll constantly slide down your arms and make your life hell

the cuff slit at the wrists only goes a couple inches, which limits what you can do with them

it has the "I'm so rich I don't even have to use my hands or arms" thing going on

for the person in your life who always dreamed of being one of the inflatable wiggly guys outside American car dealer ships

^ I bet you that's a kink somewhere