
Zilla Fieri
[old TV show salt] Guys, I have the perfect idea. How about, in this show starring babies who go through journeys of their imaginations and we can understand, they introduce an actual baby

Zilla Fieri
One that we can't understand and doesn't contribute much to the stories, BUT

Zilla Fieri
He cries and he cries a lot

Zilla Fieri
He won't be as entertaining as the others, not by a long shot

Zilla Fieri
He'll demand to be dragged along into everything one of the main babies does because they're siblings

Zilla Fieri
And as a result, will get dragged along into everything

Zilla Fieri
Dil Pickles was the exact opposite of a good idea

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GOD THAT WAS SO STUPID

Zilla Fieri
I cannot watch any episode of Rugrats that involve Dil. The instant he came into existence was the point where my tolerance hit its limit

birthday snake
Dil was the fucking stupidest character

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like

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I kinda like Kimi

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Kimi was okay

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but fuck Dil

Zilla Fieri
I'd take Kimi over Dil any day of the week

birthday snake
Kimi was an actual character

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kimi was fine

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with dialogue

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dil was stupid

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and a personality

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nad a backstory

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Dil's backstory was "the only baby whose dialogue and breadth of characterization is similar to a RL baby's"

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see

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if I had a show like this

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I'd make Dil sort of like Okosan from Hatoful Boyfriend

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where they're unintelligible but there's ridic subtitles

Zilla Fieri
Kinda like Papi from Proud Family

Zilla Fieri
He spoke Spanish the entire time and would always insult everyone and laugh because no one else could understand him

Zilla Fieri
Except his family

Zilla Fieri
I'd be down with that

Zilla Fieri
Instead of, you know, having him be an actual baby

Zestium Beam!
it probably explains why in All Growed Up they turned Dil into a complete tree hugger

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unless I'm remembering this wrong...

BERSERKER
man, I'm glad I stopped giving a fuck about Rugrats roughly about the time right before they made Dil exist

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I know one of them went full hippie

Old Wolf Winter
yeah, it was Dil

MindEvaporator
Tommy should have thrown him to the monkeys

MindEvaporator
rrrrrrules of nature

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but guys

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sponsitivity means you're never allowed to have fun again

MindEvaporator
also for a second riki I thought you were talking about digimon frontier

Zilla Fieri
jiksodfhgj I mean

Zilla Fieri
The Frontier kids were about as helpless as babies in a fight

MindEvaporator
I mean if you want an actual baby Tommy comes p close

Zilla Fieri
Hah, you said Tommy

Zestium Beam!
Frontier comes with its own brand of unique with the will flavour salt

MindEvaporator
the dub is the like the room it's suich a fascinating mess also rika is the goddamn narrator

Zestium Beam!
The original is just as bad in many places. the two henshin themes were used in every fight, even in places where you didn't even need it. and thats the tip of the iceberg

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
Dil reeks of "corporate demand to keep the show 'fresh'".

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
That failed, so they decided to "solve" the whole motherless thing with Chuckie and threw in Kimi

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
And gave whatshisface a wife

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
For some reason producers assume sinking ratings are fixed with some slapped on new character when, hi, maybe your core material stank and it got old

Ah, Nuts
Not to mention

Ah, Nuts
let's be honest

Ah, Nuts
the best characters were the parents

Ah, Nuts
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding At 4 AM - The Origin Of...

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relatable