Hello, Physics. My name is Large Bruise.

FAIL!!

Ouch! Bad luck! (Besides, why waste wine? )

he couldn't do that if he tried!

Stereo Nacht : Probably a lame attempt at "christening" the building. And champagne, not just wine.

Well, if could be brut, Spumante, or any other kind of bubbling wine, not necessarily Champagne. I didn't want to assume...

(For the story, I usually don't like low-quality bubbling wines; they taste too much of apple. But I had quality champagne once; what a difference!)

Ow

If he was goofing off, yeah. I think for christenings they at least _pretend_ it's the real thing.

...wrong markup. [headdesk]

Mazel tov!!!.... to ur dik!

I think it's Bruce Wane