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I forgot the biggest block party of the year just a few blocks over was today until I saw three grown-ass men in kigurumis dragging a keg down the street, it's 10AM for god's sake.
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there was a cow, a wolf, and a flying squirrel...
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and they're Ready...
ʙʀᴇᴀᴄʜ()
oh my god
naptime.
in kigus......
naptime.
incredible
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I thought they were just normal onesies but they had... the hoods...
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and the flying squirrel had like wings
naptime.
kronprins
on wisconsin
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Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
(merpeople are a race in our campaign)
"Wait, you say salt harms witches..."
"Yes."
"... There are saltwater witches..."
"............ SHUT UP IT'S MAGIC."
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Initiative
kronprins
yugi...................
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we were fighting a mummy...
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"Also Mary Poppins is a fucktruck."
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We have a pet black hole now...
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
"My breath weapon is projectile vomitting."
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"And in my chest is ten pounds of cocaine and the cure to blindness!"
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
"Don't you understand that all situations can be diffused by a well forged document?"
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"GOOSE ON GOOSE ACTION!"
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Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
Gargantuan final boss X-(
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"Is this a good kind of cave-in or a bad kind of cave-in?"
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