I forgot the biggest block party of the year just a few blocks over was today until I saw three grown-ass men in kigurumis dragging a keg down the street, it's 10AM for god's sake.
(merpeople are a race in our campaign) "Wait, you say salt harms witches..." "Yes." "... There are saltwater witches..." "............ SHUT UP IT'S MAGIC."
"Wait, you say salt harms witches..."
"Yes."
"... There are saltwater witches..."
"............ SHUT UP IT'S MAGIC."