
❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
I want a PS4 so I can play Inquisition. I've never played any of the Dragon Age games but MANLY MEN ARE IN NEED OF WOOING.

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
"biz you just want to watch the guy with a stache be seduced by the guy with the horns"

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
well yeah

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
I've seen nothing about the ladies on my dash and that's a bit sad. or maybe I have and I don't know who's wooable.

creature
it only is talked about it random party banter

creature
and inquistion isn't good unless you already knwo the world and the lore

creature
b/c it challenges all the stuff you thought you knew

MOVING
Sera is mischevious, fun, and can only be wooed by women. Josephine is the amazing bisexual love interest. And Cassandra is the strong lady warrior that can only be wooed by dudes.

creature
I have a gifset of the ladies!: here

creature
Vivienne is a powerhouse hjigh enchanter of the court but she cna't be romanced and if you try she laughs at you

y yo a ti, cas
Josephine is my girlfriend.


creature
Leliana, the redhead, is only an option in the first game, origins; she';s bi


creature
Morrigan is also there, she's a real assertive lady that takes no shit. Real sharp tongue. you can only romance her in Origins as a dude tho

creature
bam romance options

MOVING
(To my eternal disappointment, as I would love to romance Morrigan but refuse to play a dude.)

creature
^ this

creature
also why I'm like BUT WHY CASSANDRA WHY

creature
I have to play a dude to make Dorian love me

creature
but he still approves if you hit on him as a woman, too, which is funny in its own way

MOVING
I KNOW, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AWESOME STRAIGHT LADIES


motherofvermin
DUDE I MOSTLY POST THE LADIES

motherofvermin
i have romanced sera and josephine

motherofvermin
i am constantly in a puddle of tears because i can't romance cassandra until i resign myself to playing a dude

y yo a ti, cas
I'm so mad I can't romance Cullen as a qunari lady. TOWER OVER HIM AND MAKEOUT.

motherofvermin
lol i'm romancing Cullen right now as a tiny mage elf who absolutely owns him

creature
^ yes this I

y yo a ti, cas
Vitani: it feels so weird playing a dude. So weird. (ALL FOR YOU, CASSANDRA.)

creature
CULLEN'S REALLY KAWAII

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
I NEED TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH OTHERS VICARIOUSLY LIVING THROUGH GAME AVATARS.

motherofvermin
(mostly because I... didn't want to romance Solas, and like fuck am I ever romancing Blackwall. Ew no)

creature
and socially awkward.

motherofvermin
y yo a ti, cas
: GOD I KNOW i was playing a dude for Courtney's playthrough. so weird. though we romanced Dorian and it was hilariosu

creature
Josephine is the best tho

y yo a ti, cas
also biz I can link you good fic. What of it exists, anyway. The main thing to know is they're basically Romeo and Juliet with less suicide.

creature
I fucked up and forgot I could romance her

creature
I could have gone 3/3 being a big lesbian

motherofvermin
JOSIE IS SO CUTE

motherofvermin
so cute

creature
(i didn't like sera enough to try and the way i was playing my chara they didn't mesh well)

motherofvermin
i loved romancing her with a qunari lady because you just SPIN HER AND SHE IS SO HIGH OFF THE GROUND

motherofvermin
aww i love Sera and really enjoyed her romance, haha, but yeah she's not for everyone, i get that

y yo a ti, cas
HER LITTLE KICK WHEN YOU KISS HER qunari lady inquisitor/josie 5ever

motherofvermin
yesss

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
TELL ME EVERYTHING ;o;

motherofvermin


motherofvermin
LOOK AT THAT FOOT. so cute

creature
rly good

motherofvermin
and you get some great scenes with her where leliana is being super overprotective and like "JOSEPHINE IS AN INNOCENT IN LOVE"

motherofvermin
and Josie gets very offended, going "I am not an innocent in love! I mean, obviously I know YOU never intended anything by your compliments"

motherofvermin
and you're just like. uh. actually....

motherofvermin
about that

y yo a ti, cas
SHE'S SO SHOCKED WHEN YOU'RE LIKE, ACTUALLY...

y yo a ti, cas
ilu josie

motherofvermin
and then you can DUEL FOR HER HAND

motherofvermin
ugh this plurk reminded me over my sadness at only being able to romance Morrigan as a dude

motherofvermin
actually that's a lie, I never forget

motherofvermin
MORRIGAN MY LOVE


y yo a ti, cas
Also Biz, for you:
radiophile

❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ


❄️⌒[>。<] BIZ
see in Mass Effect I was never torn. I was gonna marry that space bird insect and that was that.

motherofvermin
lol yeah no in Mass Effect I only have one love

motherofvermin
in DA2 i only do one romance over and over

motherofvermin
but in Inquisition I am like WELL THERE'S A BUNCH I'LL TRY

motherofvermin
tbh if Cassandra were romanceable by a lady I'd probably just always romance her

motherofvermin
BUT SHE'S NOT so i get to try several