[Work] Lance Works With Idiots Theater: Let Me Tell You About Raisins

I work with a girl named Stephanie. She seems pretty with it generally, maybe only a few years younger than me.

So I'm on headset, and it's mid-afternoon, but everyone apparently wants milkshakes and frappes when it's 30F out, so I ask her to do me a favor and make a Fruit and Maple oatmeal without the fruit in it

per customer request

Steph: What about the raisins?

Me: They're fruit too! Well they used to be.

Steph: What did they used to be? /totally oblivious

Me: ...Grapes?

Steph: Really!?

Me: /Mental filter disengage, stop filling McFlurry cup, turn to runner/ Am I really having this conversation right now?

We had a good giggle, and she took it well, though. So it was fun XD

Her poor mind was blown because she likes grapes but hates raisins.

/Finj

.../Fin

she tried raisins soaked in wine?

I don't think so but that sounds awesome

.... craving for cinnamon covered raisins now