Ever take a bong rip before work and regret it immediately actually

Me last night: man this weed could be stronger
This weed the morning: haha bitch

no but yes with edibles

Oh same also

Me: I’m gonna get business high…… from a bong

me: takes 800mg
me an hour later trying to talk to guy on the phone: hee hoo hee ha ha

The universe: that isn’t how that works

You can track my downward trajectory at v*sionworks based on how readily I’m willing to get high during the day

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you can track when I get high by when my plurk goes silent for 2-3 days

God i wish i could stop talking when im high

I have sorta done this

but it was a blunt and it was creeper and I smoked like half of it really fast

note: nobody knew it was creeper

except the guy who sold it to us

I thought the couch was gonna eat me, man

yes but I don’t hate my job anymore so it’s more like a fun wake n bake before work as a treat that’s mostly worn off by the time I’m actually in someone’s hair

I wish the same for you before a job you don’t hate