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[pet health] everything is fine but today was bad!!!!

[Work] This fuckass review

I can’t with him

My dog has decided that my allotted time for pooping is 5 minutes and any longer he’s calling the police

Chat, im not thriving as of late

I have one nerve left and everyone is determined to climb on and have a party

Menty health day put it on me PIP

I took Boyfriend on a walk and we met another Yorkie out in the wild! Her name was Lily-Bell and she was a rescue with no teeth

I’m angy!!!!

you guys this is the best purchase I’ve ever made

[Fundraising] I set up a thing for Boyfriend, because while we can pay for the essentials no problem, he needs to learn manners!! And professionals aren’t cheap. SO. Any little bit helps, truly.

I’m so glad I got boyfriend to the groomer before it starts to get any colder because now he seems chilly at all times

[Homestuck] my favorite discourse I’ve stumbled upon since the pilot launched is the ever immortal “is Dave strider actually cool” debate

Me: sorry the optometrists here don’t do anything regarding [vehicle window tint]Patient: well couldn’t they just SAY it’s medically necessary anyway

Ever take a bong rip before work and regret it immediately actually

me: you know I have to be perfectly honest with you, these results we’re seeing could have been achieved without the punishmentmanager: i totally agree!

[Pet Grooming] when i tell you she shaved him

Sighs heavily after ripping one of my last pairs of pants

[Facebook] sometimes I get sucked into comment sections and I just - Linda did not come to play

[Frozen/KPDH] man I wanna dust off my Elsa journal only because I feel like Elsa and Rumi would be absolute dream CR and I need to seek it out in some form

[hey! More mental health whining and whinging accessories]

IM SO PROUD OF MY PUPPY, Boyfriend has made great strides in learning Sit

[this is very mental health coded]me: everything is terribleme, after smoking my partners new medical marijuana: you have been burnt out a thousand times in a thousand lifetimes this time is not the end

Begging on my knees to make my antidepressant work harder

maybe I’ve just been in one prolonged manic episode and i am terrible actually

UGH when people aren't making the icons you need so you have to make the damn things yourself!!!!!

When ur uber driver stare at you struggling to get the seatbelt on

Had a very cathartic not quite screaming match with my manager because the assistant manager worked her ass off making sure we didn’t go too far

i deleted my 12k emails i feel powerful and on top of the world

[MEME] First vs. Current impression of me? this is fun when some of you have been here almost 15 years or more