Me and landlady three vodka baileys in and discussing the finer points of spay/neutering in kittens.

Absolutely sloshed.

We talking bout the DIRTY HISTORY OF GORHAMAMM.

lashed. slotheed. sloshed. loe.

drunk.

very dru j.nk.

hope you drank some water and got to bed

We got sloppy drunk and I fell asleep after vomiting.

Mom came to join us at the tail end and by that point we were breaking out the I LOVE YOU, WE ARE FAMILY bits.