Front page headline on the Globe: [Princess] Diana's Secret Affair... With Epstein!
Me: ... I guess tabloids using AI to write everything was the natural progression. Because the alternative is that an actual human being put those words together in that order, and my faith in humanity can only drop so low.

I was never, like, deeply invested in Diana or anything, and I certainly don't give a fuck about the British monarchy

But this is just gross.

Source: she was at a party with hundreds of elites and he attended.

SO OBVIOUSLY SECRET LOVERS!!!