Still sick with Covid and webster's just out here suckerpunching me with the worst contraction crimes the English language is capable of

3 words in a contraction really should be the limit |D

may i introduce you to: y'all'd've'fi'd've

no

I don't even know what the one in the comments is supposed to be.

you all would have if I would have?

you're already suffering so much...

sounds like your summoning elder gods in here tbh

vampiricist : bet me to it!

chris 🌦️ is correct, you all would have if i would have

Those last two made my tongue hurt.