Darth Imperious
Oh! Forgotten to mention earlier! I saw an actual cybertruck while in Lafayette yesterday.
Darth Imperious
I had to look again to be sure that yes, I did see what I thought I saw.
Nox
They look even more hideous in the wild
Nox
like the pictures online just do not do them justice
Nox
Was yours wrapped or just the bare metal look?
Nox
(yours as in the one you saw, obvs)
Darth Imperious
I will never understand how anyone could think they look good.
Nox
the hilarious thing is if they were considerably smaller they probably wouldn't look as bad
Darth Imperious
Just bare metal, so far as I could see. (I wasn't exactly up close and personal with it.)
Nox
like if they were the size of a compact, that design aesthetic wouldn't be too bad.

But as one of the biggest things on the road it's terrible
Darth Imperious
I can see them being less bad in a smaller version. Less area to spread ugly around in.
Nox
also less wasted space in the interior, because they legitimately had no idea what to do with it
Nox
Pictures from inside the things are incredibly frustrating just from a design perspective. Like the dashboard is a giant fucking shelf that does nothing.
Nox
Could you use all that empty space for storage? Sure, if the cybertruck was designed by someone whose personal traits included a passing resemblance to competency.
Nox
They're like giant sized Fisher Price toys except they're also super unsafe and will absolutely kill people
Darth Imperious
I think I remember something about someone managing to take theirs for a swim and uh, didn't survive the experience. (Because she couldn't get those stupid fucking doors open.)
Nox
I mean that also killed Mitch McConnel's sister-in-law, didn't it?
Darth Imperious
That's probably the very same person.
StupidSexyV⚠der
that was a Tesla car but yeah people have died doing the things the company said the "truck" could do
Darth Imperious
I wonder if he ever bothered to go for a ride in one.
StupidSexyV⚠der
no idea
Nox
Nox
also, for posterity, one of my favorite things from Old Twitter:
https://images.plurk.com/6rIlip1o8znXTHisdAFyC2.png
StupidSexyV⚠der
"Everything Tesla says regarding the wade mode however must be taken with a grain of salt, as such claims by the big boss are not actually covered under Tesla’s warranty. So, to err on the side of safety, and your warranty, we’d suggest you ignore Musk and abide by Tesla's warranty whenever thinking about trying a short dip in your local river."
Darth Imperious
If I go for a dip in a river, it'll be in a swimsuit, and not a car.
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