Last night, I had a 12oz can of (vegan) baked beans because it's been in my pantry for like a year. Today, I'm wrestling with a difficult question: will I ever stop pooping? Only time will tell.

No

I had to question what beans were not vegan for a moment before I realized there could have been pork in there too

tentamoff : SAME, I was like "aren't beans vegan by default" but I guess non-vegan baked beans have meat in them sometimes

Don't go trusting any farts for the next 24 hours

Update: still pooping.