I got to lay in the neighbor's driveway, shaking a bag of treats at Carrie to get her to come out from under one of their cars. That was... fun.

Carrie goddamn

also that's when you get two people, one on each side of the car and poke her with a stick/broom/mop

Sat in Dad's new recliner in the den, and my back was confused. Basically, it wanted to hurt, but back support said 'nope' to pain.

Due to SCOTTY I've gotten really good at that

Which parent in their 70s am I supposed to have help me do that?

whoever can get up from the ground!

and/or whoever let her out