Those shitbirds stole a grilled cheese sandwich right out of my mouth.

Woo seagulls!

"MINE" "MINE" "MINE" "MINE"

One of them once sat on the hood of my mother's car watching her eat. She didn't dare get out of that car until she was finished her food.

I don't know why people call pigeons rats with wings. Pigeons have always seemed polite to me! Gulls, on the other hand, are absolutely dirty, rotten thieves.