broke: criticizing a fantasy author for putting champagne in a world without France or making them say goodbye in a world without Christianity or smth bc they weren't aware of the origins of All Things Ever
woke: coming up with an elaborate theory both on why they have the thing and why they call it that that adds to the world building of the story for them

Bespoke: writing a book with a beverage called Sham-Pain that is exactly like Champagne but it's called that bc only fake and bougie ppl drink it because it's horrible and it tastes like something carbonated curled up in your mouth and died
so it's exactly like Champagne