Here is your friendly reminder that pineapples, while very acidic, also act as a natural anti-inflamatant
Which means if you have menstrual cramps, drinking pineapple juice will help your body move past the pain

...why does nobody tell you this??

I just did

/j

This should be super public knowledge though
Everyone ever should know this

agreed agreed
modern medicine likes to take the tack of the female body being a mysterious enigma that no one can ever understand and that is physically dangerous to pretty much everyone