I have half a bottle of yummy wine the boy bought us, hidden in a cup so the twins don't beg. Not a terrible day. If the wine pees out in cash. Otherwise, DOOM! And I'll drink the other half of the bottle. And then the Happy Elves will come and all will be better! Until I wake up. Then more elves!

Elves are better than trolls.

No cash. On 2nd half. And I am a troll! Just not your troll.

Sounds like a plan to me!