Unicron VS the Getter Emperor. who wins

My gut says getter emperor because the only thing I know unicorn from is the 80s transformers movie

Where he was certainly intimidating but not what I would call an existential threat to the universe itself

apparently, Unicron exists as long as the concept of evil exists, is so evil that the fundamental nature of space and time buckles before him, and every time he dies, he appears again in another universe

every Unicron in every continuity is the same guy

Alright that’s a strong sales pitch

apparently his existence creates quantum shockwaves that can erase galaxies from existence

he can eat spacetime

i feel like, if i understand how these things work.

getter emperor wins, but in a way that somehow makes everything worse.

make no mistake, this is very much a whoever wins we lose situation

fundamentally, fighting unicron makes the getter emperor the underdog again, somehow

which is a position that the getter always wins from, and always makes everything so much worse after it wins

yeah I think Getter Emperor wins, despite Unicron's absurd busted shit

more likely than that actually

is that Unicron is consumed by the Getter

and they fuse into Getter Unicron

i was gonna suggest getter unicron, yeah.

in the next universe. when unicron comes back.

it has getter rays now.

they're similar cosmic existences

it's worth mentioning that things got even weirder at one point and now not all unicrons are the unicron that is all unicrons

of course it got weirder

it's transformers

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I think Getter Emperor eating Unicron counts as a pretty decisive victory, but I mostly just can't see Getter Emperor losing this in any way because Unicron is exactly the kind of shit even a lesser Getter would fight but if Unicron has ever fought anything remotely resembling Getter Emperor I sure don't know about it

also whatever extradimensional shit it's got going on Unicron is still physically, like. the size of a planet, right

shrimp

I assumed it can change size. can unicron get bigger

He has been planets of different sizes but I don't know if he's ever not been planet-scaled other than the couple of times he's been small

I don't think Transformers tangibly knows the difference in scale between a galaxy and a solar system, is the biggest problem

the same way it doesn't tangibly know the difference in scale between a robot that transforms into a Peterbilt truck and a human