BACKSMITH BOI
Assume things about me and I’ll confirm or deny! WHO THE HELL DO YOU ALL THINK I AM??
chris 🌦️
you had an imaginary friend as a kid
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
You're a rebel and think Chicago deep dish is actually superior to New York style.
BACKSMITH BOI
chris 🌦️ I actually didn’t! I just pretended I was a power ranger or spider-man
BACKSMITH BOI
I was born in Brooklyn
chris 🌦️
aww cute, I also pretended to be a power ranger
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
HENCE WHY I SAID YOU MIGHT BE A REBEL!
BACKSMITH BOI
Chicago deep dish is a travesty
BACKSMITH BOI
It’s a good crime
BACKSMITH BOI
food**
chris 🌦️
I had a pink belt and I pretended that whenever I wore it I could transform
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
too late, i capped that
BACKSMITH BOI
FOOD CRIME AUTOCORRECT FOOD IS A WORD
BACKSMITH BOI
NO FUCK
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
ant loves deep dish
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
we got it
BACKSMITH BOI
FUCK
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
XDDD Good to know. (I like all forms of pizza. Although I really do miss Pizza Schmizza, it's a badass Mew York Style chain on the west coast.)
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑 : PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
BACKSMITH BOI
chris 🌦️ THAT IS REALLY CUTE I AM NOT IGNORING YOU I AM BEING CHARACTER ASSASSINATED
WATERING CAN'T
oh my god Mew York is it run by cats I wanna go
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
https://images.plurk.com/4dWBnnylLAuwLnuPpxQSwW.png
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Okay that typo, I'm keeping with pride. ;-)
WATERING CAN'T
you should cat city is the best
BACKSMITH BOI
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Everyone send Ant your best Chicago deep dish recipes!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Bonus points if they're made by cats!
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
someone send him a frozen deep dish pizza
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
surely that's the best way to have it
BACKSMITH BOI
I’ll burn the world to the ground
BACKSMITH BOI
THATS NOT PIZZA!!! IT’S JUST A WEIRD CASSEROLE
BACKSMITH BOI
I AM SO ANGRY
BACKSMITH BOI
FUCK YOU SO MUCH AUTOCORRECT
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
WE LOVE YOU, ANT!
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG NOW BOY
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
THIS IS YOUR LEGACY
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
anyway i assume ur were a child who liked dodgeball
BACKSMITH BOI
I fucking loved dodgeball
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
fuck yeah you were
BIG DAD ENERGY
I assume you can lift a car like it’s a hand weight
BACKSMITH BOI
I mean obviously
Goat Arson
Didn't we get a deep dish at one point in Chicago?
Transient Anus
Deep Dish and New York Style pizza are both glorious.

But as for my guess: You're probably a morosexual.
BACKSMITH BOI
Actually my wife is the smartest person in the world. I would argue that she’s the morosexual
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
BOTH OF YOU ARE SMART AND WELL MATCHED FOR EACH OTHER!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(That’s not an assumption, it’s a fact.)
Corgi Gams
we DID get deep dish in Chicago - because we were in Chicago, we HAD to
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
/sits here in fellow brooklynite and fellow chicago deep dish hate
BACKSMITH BOI
YOU GET IT
BACKSMITH BOI
FUCK YEAH BROOKLYNITE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
where at were you born?
BACKSMITH BOI
oh god honestly, I don't remember. We moved to the Poconos when I was one but both of my parents are native new yorkers
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
IT'S IN UR BLOOD
BACKSMITH BOI
all of my family is in New York and I subconsciously slip into a brooklyn accent
BACKSMITH BOI
when I get animated
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
TWO YOOTS
BACKSMITH BOI
TWO YOOTS!!!!!!
BACKSMITH BOI
MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
EXCUSE ME YOUR HONOR.... TWO YOOOOUTHS
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
wait lmfao are you another pa resident now
BACKSMITH BOI
I grew up in the Poconos but my wife and I moved to Arizona almost four years ago
BACKSMITH BOI
the Northeast is forever in my blood though and I miss delis so much
BACKSMITH BOI
SO MUCH
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
OK i was gonna say
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
cuz I'm a philly girl
BACKSMITH BOI
I went to college at Drexel!
BACKSMITH BOI
I lived in philly for five years lol
BACKSMITH BOI
Wawas are also in my blood
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
where did you eat your cheesesteaks at
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
wrong answer penalty of death
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
(there are only two wrong answers.)
BACKSMITH BOI
OKAY SO obviously everyone knows Pat and Gino's but those places are touristy as fuck the best cheesesteaks for me always came from the lunch trucks around the city
BACKSMITH BOI
specifically one on my campus called Pete's Little Lunch Box
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
Pat's and Geno's are the wrong answers.
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
but dw i grant those ppl a quick death
BACKSMITH BOI
I went to those places ONCE and never went back
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
they're not good!!!!
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
if you and your wife ever come here we'll do a mandatory cheesesteak feeding
BACKSMITH BOI
AGREED
BACKSMITH BOI
the only people who swear by those places are tourists and liars
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
feed me genuine cheesesteaks too
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
ok.
BACKSMITH BOI
honestly, I'd be happy with some Wawa
BACKSMITH BOI
I miss Wawa so much
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
and this is the best time of year. when the GOBBLER appears
BACKSMITH BOI
YEAH I KNOW MY HEART IS BREAKING
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
The Gobbler?
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Grew up in the PNW, never lived in the northeastern states.)
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
around Thanksgiving wawa provides us with the gift that is the gobbler. it's turkey, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a bun.
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
basically a delicious leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich but hoagie style
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Ooooh~~~~!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(... Firehouse Sub is selling a bastard version of that right now, I realize. I might try it, even if it's just a simulation.)
Becca
Omg I had no idea you went to Drexel!
Becca
Careful I will now start tagging you in all my West Philly commentary
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
Becca : points at! aaaa fellow philly resident
Becca
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
i wave from fishtown
BACKSMITH BOI
Becca YUP graduated in 2007 and I hate that’s almost 20 years ago what the fuck
BACKSMITH BOI
I worked in an office building across from city hall for like a year and a half before I moved out of the city
BACKSMITH BOI
Honestly Philly is really nice. I miss walkable cities
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
BACKSMITH BOI : i find this hysterical to me
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
b/c you see
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
i work diagonal from city hall.
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
you have likely seen my building. it has a big ass drexel sign on it too because we also have nursing students in there and stuff
BACKSMITH BOI
...wait. I worked at the corner of Market and 15th
BACKSMITH BOI
In the billing department of the University of Pennsylvania
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
16th and cherry is where my office is. so you come outta the market terminal where the starbucks is, you walk right out to my building. and immediately to the side is love park.
BACKSMITH BOI
Holy shit
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
yea you have probably looked dead at my workplace while you were living here
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
and i was working inside sdsgdg
BACKSMITH BOI
Holy shit I know where you are
BACKSMITH BOI
SMALL WORLD OH MY GOD
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
there is a non zero chance we have walked by each other
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
i am laughing
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
that's so funny
BACKSMITH BOI
IT’S POSSIBLE I WAS IN CENTER CITY ALL THE TIME
Mᴏᴍᴏ。🍑
AS WAS I
Becca
Love all the Philly people finding each other hahaha
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