Blue Oni
Assume things about me and I’ll confirm or deny! WHO THE HELL DO YOU ALL THINK I AM??
chrismas creep
you had an imaginary friend as a kid
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
You're a rebel and think Chicago deep dish is actually superior to New York style.
Blue Oni
chrismas creep I actually didn’t! I just pretended I was a power ranger or spider-man
Blue Oni
Blue Oni
I was born in Brooklyn
chrismas creep
aww cute, I also pretended to be a power ranger
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
HENCE WHY I SAID YOU MIGHT BE A REBEL!
Blue Oni
Chicago deep dish is a travesty
Blue Oni
It’s a good crime
Blue Oni
food**
chrismas creep
I had a pink belt and I pretended that whenever I wore it I could transform
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
too late, i capped that
Blue Oni
FOOD CRIME AUTOCORRECT FOOD IS A WORD
Blue Oni
NO FUCK
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
ant loves deep dish
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
we got it
Blue Oni
FUCK
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
XDDD Good to know. (I like all forms of pizza. Although I really do miss Pizza Schmizza, it's a badass Mew York Style chain on the west coast.)
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑 : PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Blue Oni
chrismas creep THAT IS REALLY CUTE I AM NOT IGNORING YOU I AM BEING CHARACTER ASSASSINATED
JUDGMENT
oh my god Mew York is it run by cats I wanna go
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
https://images.plurk.com/4dWBnnylLAuwLnuPpxQSwW.png
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Okay that typo, I'm keeping with pride. ;-)
JUDGMENT
you should cat city is the best
Blue Oni
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Everyone send Ant your best Chicago deep dish recipes!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Bonus points if they're made by cats!
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
someone send him a frozen deep dish pizza
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
surely that's the best way to have it
Blue Oni
I’ll burn the world to the ground
Blue Oni
THATS NOT PIZZA!!! IT’S JUST A WEIRD CASSEROLE
Blue Oni
I AM SO ANGRY
Blue Oni
FUCK YOU SO MUCH AUTOCORRECT
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
WE LOVE YOU, ANT!
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
CAT'S OUTTA THE BAG NOW BOY
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
THIS IS YOUR LEGACY
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
anyway i assume ur were a child who liked dodgeball
Blue Oni
I fucking loved dodgeball
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
fuck yeah you were
💀 BONE DADDY
I assume you can lift a car like it’s a hand weight
Blue Oni
I mean obviously
True Do-Crimer
Didn't we get a deep dish at one point in Chicago?
Transient Anus
Deep Dish and New York Style pizza are both glorious.

But as for my guess: You're probably a morosexual.
Blue Oni
Actually my wife is the smartest person in the world. I would argue that she’s the morosexual
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
BOTH OF YOU ARE SMART AND WELL MATCHED FOR EACH OTHER!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(That’s not an assumption, it’s a fact.)
Corgi Gams
we DID get deep dish in Chicago - because we were in Chicago, we HAD to
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
/sits here in fellow brooklynite and fellow chicago deep dish hate
Blue Oni
YOU GET IT
Blue Oni
FUCK YEAH BROOKLYNITE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
where at were you born?
Blue Oni
oh god honestly, I don't remember. We moved to the Poconos when I was one but both of my parents are native new yorkers
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
IT'S IN UR BLOOD
Blue Oni
all of my family is in New York and I subconsciously slip into a brooklyn accent
Blue Oni
when I get animated
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
TWO YOOTS
Blue Oni
TWO YOOTS!!!!!!
Blue Oni
MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIE
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
EXCUSE ME YOUR HONOR.... TWO YOOOOUTHS
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
wait lmfao are you another pa resident now
Blue Oni
I grew up in the Poconos but my wife and I moved to Arizona almost four years ago
Blue Oni
the Northeast is forever in my blood though and I miss delis so much
Blue Oni
SO MUCH
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
OK i was gonna say
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
cuz I'm a philly girl
Blue Oni
I went to college at Drexel!
Blue Oni
I lived in philly for five years lol
Blue Oni
Wawas are also in my blood
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
where did you eat your cheesesteaks at
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
wrong answer penalty of death
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
(there are only two wrong answers.)
Blue Oni
OKAY SO obviously everyone knows Pat and Gino's but those places are touristy as fuck the best cheesesteaks for me always came from the lunch trucks around the city
Blue Oni
specifically one on my campus called Pete's Little Lunch Box
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
Pat's and Geno's are the wrong answers.
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
but dw i grant those ppl a quick death
Blue Oni
I went to those places ONCE and never went back
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
they're not good!!!!
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
if you and your wife ever come here we'll do a mandatory cheesesteak feeding
Blue Oni
AGREED
Blue Oni
the only people who swear by those places are tourists and liars
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
feed me genuine cheesesteaks too
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
ok.
Blue Oni
honestly, I'd be happy with some Wawa
Blue Oni
I miss Wawa so much
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
and this is the best time of year. when the GOBBLER appears
Blue Oni
YEAH I KNOW MY HEART IS BREAKING
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
The Gobbler?
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(Grew up in the PNW, never lived in the northeastern states.)
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
around Thanksgiving wawa provides us with the gift that is the gobbler. it's turkey, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a bun.
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
basically a delicious leftover thanksgiving turkey sandwich but hoagie style
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Ooooh~~~~!
𝓟𝓢𝓛☕📔𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
(... Firehouse Sub is selling a bastard version of that right now, I realize. I might try it, even if it's just a simulation.)
Becca
Omg I had no idea you went to Drexel!
Becca
Careful I will now start tagging you in all my West Philly commentary
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
Becca : points at! aaaa fellow philly resident
Becca
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
i wave from fishtown
Blue Oni
Becca YUP graduated in 2007 and I hate that’s almost 20 years ago what the fuck
Blue Oni
I worked in an office building across from city hall for like a year and a half before I moved out of the city
Blue Oni
Honestly Philly is really nice. I miss walkable cities
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
Blue Oni : i find this hysterical to me
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
b/c you see
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
i work diagonal from city hall.
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
you have likely seen my building. it has a big ass drexel sign on it too because we also have nursing students in there and stuff
Blue Oni
...wait. I worked at the corner of Market and 15th
Blue Oni
In the billing department of the University of Pennsylvania
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
16th and cherry is where my office is. so you come outta the market terminal where the starbucks is, you walk right out to my building. and immediately to the side is love park.
Blue Oni
Holy shit
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
yea you have probably looked dead at my workplace while you were living here
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
and i was working inside sdsgdg
Blue Oni
Holy shit I know where you are
Blue Oni
SMALL WORLD OH MY GOD
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
there is a non zero chance we have walked by each other
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
i am laughing
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
that's so funny
Blue Oni
IT’S POSSIBLE I WAS IN CENTER CITY ALL THE TIME
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔。 👑
AS WAS I
Becca
Love all the Philly people finding each other hahaha
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