wahoothis
https://images.plurk.com/2CThCLYzJfkyfn4Hpw2joO.png Playing a chaos gremlin's so fun cause people get so tired of their BS so fast.
Blue Oni
Wow Ranma
wahoothis
Blue Oni : Don't you judge him! You'd do the same as him if you had this horrible curse! >:L
Blue Oni
HE ABSOLUTELY WOULDN’T
wahoothis
THEN DARIN'S A FOOL AND A COWARD! :-P
SWORD ZELDA
any sympathy she might have had for ranma is now gone
wahoothis
Good, he doesn't want your pity!
SWORD ZELDA
then how about etiquette lessons so you can stop being an embarrassment to yourself and women everywhere?
wahoothis
Is it really embarrassing if he gets free food?
wahoothis
:>
Transient Anus
Sidestep sees no problem with Ranma's behavior here: if people are stupid enough to shower people in attention and food because of looks then they deserve to be tricked.
SWORD ZELDA
zelda is ashamed to sometimes share a gender with ranma
Blue Oni
still laughing at this
Blue Oni
Zelda sarcastically commenting how of course she uses her looks to get things
Blue Oni
meanwhile Darin's cooking her dinner in the background
Blue Oni
which has nothing to do with looks but he simps so hard for her it kills me
SWORD ZELDA
see, if ranma wasn't a vapid teenage boy on the inside, he'd know that it's easy to have men wrapped around your finger without using your looks
Transient Anus
Come on, that's unfair: not everyone can be smart or have a winning personality, Zelda!
SWORD ZELDA
it doesn't take too much! just try not being an abrasive asshole sometimes
SWORD ZELDA
you can do it, sidestep. she believes in you
wahoothis
SWORD ZELDA : It's not his fault a lot of the men he meets are more attracted to looks than personality! What's the harm in him taking advantage of their wallets in the meanwhile? It's just karma. :-P
SWORD ZELDA
well, karma does pay ranma back in spades, so there's that at least
Transient Anus
Sidestep is kinda a unique case, in that being too friendly/trusting people too much had a huge chance of getting them killed at home and they're also like, extremely traumatized in a way that it's kind of hard to describe or fully understand because the real world versions of their story don't have survivors.
Transient Anus
But they don't count here anyway: they think they're ugly and thus don't even try charming people with their looks.
Blue Oni
joke's on you Darin also things Zelda is hot as hell so Ranma's argument kind of holds water
Transient Anus
https://images.plurk.com/6MCrTQT307qKz2LJICkyYL.jpg https://images.plurk.com/1itl9UFcEpUCs3I4WFrAo9.png Here is their face, for an understanding of how skewed their perception of themself is.
wahoothis
See! Darin's got his back.
Transient Anus
Also yeah no, Zelda is objectively gorgeous.
SWORD ZELDA
Transient Anus : ah yes i see they have no idea that they're cute as shit
Transient Anus
They don't believe this, clearly your eyes are messed up, they're hideous and disgusting and unlovable.
Transient Anus
(Or in words closer to canon: not really attractive even if they're not really ugly either.)
SWORD ZELDA
Blue Oni
DARIN AND SIDESTEP CLASPING HANDS IN “I’M NOT ATTRACTIVE” SOLIDARITY
SWORD ZELDA
stop, you're sounding like darin
Blue Oni
Zelda just make another "hot or not" post except it's just her extolling how all of her friends are wonderful and attractive and no one better argue her
blueraven
hey Zelda you want Miriam to throw another train at Ranma, her magic's recharged by now
wahoothis
Meanwhile Ranma's over here like "I'm sexy and I know it."
blueraven
lmao
SWORD ZELDA
blueraven : please do
SWORD ZELDA
Blue Oni : SHE SHOULD
wahoothis
He's not going to be coy like you insecure people. :/
SWORD ZELDA
NOW THAT SHE'S BEEN HERE AWHILE, SHE HAS ENOUGH CR SHE CAN JUST SHOVE PICTURES IN EVERYONE'S FACES LIKE "LOOK HOW ATTRACTIVE MY FRIENDS ARE"
wahoothis
blueraven : TRY IT, THE SAME TRICK RARELY WORKS ON HIM TWICE
blueraven
lmfao
wahoothis
LMAO
MapleSpice🍁
You must be so alive that the chaos gremlin made a grand return
wahoothis
I ammmmm
blueraven
realistically Miriam won't!! But it's Very Funny, so
wahoothis
I waited years for my chaos child to make his comeback.
MapleSpice🍁
Love your best life, two lives
wahoothis
<3
dental care
Kaveh would asked who raised you, ranma, but he knows the answer.
dental care
he's got so much work to do.
dental care
lesson 1: do not use your looks to scam people.

Lesson 2: you don't have to be a girl to be pretty.
wahoothis
I can't believe I'm saying this but
dental care
lesson 3: DO NOT USE YOUR LOOKS TO SCAM PEOPLE.
wahoothis
in the defense of Genma, he didn't teach him to use his looks to get free stuff. That's all Ranma.
dental care
Oh, then I see it's time to get the spraybottle.
SWORD ZELDA
dental care
kaveh's going to install a supersoaker on mehrak.
wahoothis
dental care : But dad, girls are pretty, men are handsome. That's the universal rule.
dental care
gestures to kaveh.
SWORD ZELDA
it's not the 1980s anymore, cut that out
wahoothis
SWORD ZELDA : Fool you're just giving him his main weapon to men's wallets.
wahoothis
SWORD ZELDA
FUCK
SWORD ZELDA
I'VE MADE A MISCALCULATION
wahoothis
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS ENABLE HIM ZELDA.
SWORD ZELDA
dental care
Zelda do you need assistance
dental care
kaveh offers a gremlin retrieval service
Blue Oni
I don't know why but the mental image of Kaveh appearing, tranquilizing Ranma, then hauling their ass out with barely a word exchanged is delighting me
dental care
...that is AMAZING
dental care
which reminds me darin and kaveh still need to meet I've just been. dead. and haven't tagged the forge logs sob.
wahoothis
Blue Oni : RRNRFJNG FNRJFNFB
wahoothis
Glorious.
SWORD ZELDA
dental care : it's all right, she's got a cat. it's all good
SWORD ZELDA
karma will catch up with ranma soon enough
wahoothis
That's worse than a dad. :-(
SWORD ZELDA
you reap what you sow
wahoothis
There's karma and then there's disproportionate!
Blue Oni
dental care NO WORRIES! I've been busy myself but I will backtag forever! Take your time!
SWORD ZELDA
can confirm, he does
Transient Anus
Okay but if girls are pretty and men are handsome then what the fuck is Sidestep, Ranma?

(We'll just ignore that Sidestep assumes the answer to that question is disgusting for now.)
wahoothis
...
wahoothis
https://imgs.plurk.com/QEG/sJS/dh4I4VfDWxxEPSTppEDNQ1nYquj_lg.gif
wahoothis
He'll have to get back to them on that.
wahoothis
He'll at least say they're not bad looking?
Transient Anus
Don't worry, they'll treat all comments on their looks as equally distressing!
wahoothis
All they need is a little more confidence.
wahoothis
Ranma can teach them how to use their looks for good. (and food)
Transient Anus
Ranma you sweet summer child.

Perhaps someday he can witness their trauma induced panic at being percieved.
wahoothis
Let's hope he's perceptive enough to not see it as simply them having a bad case of stage fright.
Transient Anus
I mean, if he isn't, it'll probably fuck things up worse than nearly killing them during the Warrior cat incident.
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