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[Memes] Are my characters monsterfuckers?... look, if anything they're the monsters.
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And that. Uh. That does change the math a little bit, because is a monster a monster to a monster, or--
Larboard
Larboard
monster comma fucker
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... you know what, that makes sense
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But in some cases it's a little loose on what it means to be a "monster", too. Red or Sydhar for instance-- they're just, you know, furry dudes. But big scary dog man and big scary rat man could be monster archetypes they fit into, if you're, uh... nearsighted...
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Chesnaught is far more monstery. He's got spikes and armored plates and he lumbers around and he's categorically a 'pocket monster' (despite being decidedly not pocket-sized). Kind of a kaiju vibe.
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Larus is, in fact, a werewolf, so we have one (1) categorical lock there.
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And then there's Kulve Taroth, who, again, categorical lock. Elder Dragon, in fact.
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Red is pretty scary. If you squint.
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Then we get to Doctor Roussette. Aaand that's where things get interesting. I would say that a magically hybridized elf-shark-cuttlefish-frog-ragworm is a monster, in that from-the-deep meets product-of-mad-science sort of way. But.
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She also is, herself, very much a monsterfucker and spends significant amounts of time working with other such hybridized organisms, all slime-bodies and tentacles and crocodilesharkcrabs and stuff. And she-- actually hold on, where'd I put it...
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https://images.plurk.com/77aJdIl2bEqJMV03gdpOoc.png
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Also her boyf is a Deinonychus-looking dude with a weird shapeshifting goo-arm, so, you know, there's that.
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though he was mind-controlled into being a murderous slasher in his own canon, once, and that's... uh... that's definitely scary.
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Ah, yes. Terrifying.
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And then there's Kirie. The girl who sees spirits and who constantly faces off against eldritch abominations and has emotional cuts on her emotional bruises on her emotional scars.
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...look, I'll be honest, my headcanon is that she has a binder under her mattress filled with lots of really bad (or at least really trashy) handwritten self-insert vampire/werewolf/pick-your-paranormal-cliche erotic fiction.
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A girl of discerning taste.
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Actually hold on a tic, Red got it on with a dragon at least once, so I think that does qualify him for being a monsterfucker
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both ends of the spectrum. Monsterfucker and monster, fucker
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ƒεα૨ℓεα∂ε૨ : https://images.plurk.com/1OIREYLxhNCohkjPRGTYrm.png poor thing needs her jollies where she can get them, she has a very bad time. (And yes. Impeccable taste.)
Jay
they be monsters or humanoids, but they are still friends :3
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