see I want a body pillow like this, like, it's multiple adjustable tubular pillows and a solid core, exactly my current set-up for back pain, but I do not want it shaped like a person.

Why are there hands! Why are there FEET!! WHY ARE THERE CLOTHES THAT YOU CAN REMOVE!!!

(I know the reasons for these things! These things are Key Features for their intended audience. I just personally have a high aversion to some plush person in my bed.)

I HATE THIS

Honestly, the bear head isn't helping. I'd rather it was fully humanoid. Feels less "uncanny valley" to me.

It can have bear paws and a bear head! Then it's fully a stuffed animal, and suddenly my aversion dissipates.

YEAH the bear head is nice... just please. paws.

Oh boy

Man I have a scarf with paws...

For some folks, it's great that there's an item that can wear a deceased partner's clothing, or hold them properly when they're feeling isolated, or wear those knitted socks your auntie keeps sending you.

This item is Not For Me but if it helps someone else, whatever. It's your plush buddy.

I won't think you're a potential serial killer if it's in your bed, I'll just be drawing the hard boundary that it NEVER touches me.