Okay, so I went to the doc because of all my issues. She ordered a bunch of blood work, ew. It came back weird. My thyroid is okay, yay. Liver and kidneys are great. Basically, everything was fine. Except I had some extra stuff. So I might be posting some news I never thought I would. According to doc, I might be pregnant.

They're not sure?

I was gonna say, back when that was relevant to my life, things were figured out pretty quickly - one way or another, hang in there Peej.

Apparently hcg can be present during perimenopause. So I need more tests.