Had what would probably have been an erotic dream if broadcast in someone else's head. It was a literal lesbian orgy, absolutely bacchanalian levels of hedonism and pleasure, and I kept interrupting people to ask them where I could plug in my toaster.

"How do you know that you're asexual?" well

..........why did you bring a toaster to the library, biz?

oh. wait. lesbian. not librarian.

** why did you bring a toaster to the orgy?

A librarian orgy would be very quiet, I'd imagine.

my question remains why the toaster

Presumably to make toast, but I'm pretty sure it's because I made crumpets the other day and I've been eating them non-stop with delicious jam and syrup.

that tracks for dream logic, ty

Ace mood

did no one help you with your toaster? rude

But delicious toast and jam

just be glad your dream didn't have someone provide an inappropriate and useless option

"ma'am please close your legs, I'm being literal about needing a place to plug this in"