xyzzy
[also from drawfee] Spongebob's canonical birthday is July 14th, 1986, which means two things
xyzzy
1: I'm nine days older than Spongebob
xyzzy
2: Spongebob was born
kyrie enjoyer
Well he does have a grandma so I guess it stands to reason
xyzzy
somebody birthed spongebob squarepants into this world
skerple
so... when I was a teen watching my nephew watch spongebob, spongebob was a teen with a house
Let's scamper!
well I googled sea sponge reproduction today
Let's scamper!
turns out they can reproduce sexually or asexually
Rama
I'm 1 month and 4 days younger than Spongebob
Princess Emily
I am 22 days younger than Spongebob....
go тo вread
He is several years older than me wtf
LOVE & PEATH
I'm four years younger than Spongebob
LOVE & PEATH
thank god I'm not one of the Olds in here
Lightning Bolt
seven years younger
Vehrec
I'm two and a bit months older than spongebob...
xyzzy
Spongebob is 37 years old
skerple
I'm just over 11 months older than spongebob
Papa's Brujeria
IIRC doesn't he also canonically have parents
Lightning Bolt
as in, they're dead or he somehow has grandparents but no parents
xyzzy
they fucked
they fucked
Lightning Bolt
whoops i somehow misread that as "doesn't have parents"