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[also from drawfee] Spongebob's canonical birthday is July 14th, 1986, which means two things
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1: I'm nine days older than Spongebob
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2: Spongebob was born
pastel ranma
Well he does have a grandma so I guess it stands to reason
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somebody birthed spongebob squarepants into this world
skerple
so... when I was a teen watching my nephew watch spongebob, spongebob was a teen with a house
Dead Mentors
well I googled sea sponge reproduction today
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turns out they can reproduce sexually or asexually
Rama
I'm 1 month and 4 days younger than Spongebob
Princess Emily
I am 22 days younger than Spongebob....
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He is several years older than me wtf
oh i'm scary
I'm four years younger than Spongebob
oh i'm scary
thank god I'm not one of the Olds in here
Lightning Bolt
seven years younger
Vehrec
I'm two and a bit months older than spongebob...
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Spongebob is 37 years old
skerple
I'm just over 11 months older than spongebob
cranberry sauce
IIRC doesn't he also canonically have parents
Lightning Bolt
as in, they're dead or he somehow has grandparents but no parents
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they fucked
they fucked
Lightning Bolt
whoops i somehow misread that as "doesn't have parents"