Quinn Angstrom
[also from drawfee] Spongebob's canonical birthday is July 14th, 1986, which means two things
Quinn Angstrom
1: I'm nine days older than Spongebob
Quinn Angstrom
2: Spongebob was born
pastel ranma
Well he does have a grandma so I guess it stands to reason
Quinn Angstrom
somebody birthed spongebob squarepants into this world
skerple
so... when I was a teen watching my nephew watch spongebob, spongebob was a teen with a house
Dirk Warhard
well I googled sea sponge reproduction today
Dirk Warhard
turns out they can reproduce sexually or asexually
Rama
I'm 1 month and 4 days younger than Spongebob
Princess Emily
I am 22 days younger than Spongebob....
go тo вread
He is several years older than me wtf
oh i'm scary
I'm four years younger than Spongebob
oh i'm scary
thank god I'm not one of the Olds in here
Wild Child
seven years younger
Vehrec
I'm two and a bit months older than spongebob...
Quinn Angstrom
Spongebob is 37 years old
skerple
I'm just over 11 months older than spongebob
birthday snake
IIRC doesn't he also canonically have parents
Wild Child
as in, they're dead or he somehow has grandparents but no parents
Quinn Angstrom
they fucked
they fucked
Wild Child
whoops i somehow misread that as "doesn't have parents"