Double post I know but also jesus CHRIST this story is so goddamn horrifying

I Threw Out My Girlfriends CREEPY Doll Collection Wh...

the story in question

like listen to me okay, listen

Alexander Pierce like, fucking presenting Bucky to Steve and saying some shit about "We removed his only flaw"

YOU'D SHIT YOUR PANTS, RIGHT

i'm legit just sitting here staring at the screen with full slack jaw

this guy is so fucking in his brain

Perfectly Normal Things To Say (IT IS NOT)

"She needs to make sacrifices too"

"She doesn't have any family left"

DUDE

STOP MAKING IT WORSE

legitimate again we've discussed my alien phobia and that y'all have alien posters and we were just like "we'll make sure to tell you where they are, somewhere out of the way that you won't be faceplanting into them" YOU KNOW, LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

you don't throw people's shit out you just fucking TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT

and this guy doesn't even have a phobia he's just like "ew these are gross and weird"

he took correction mildly well i suppose, but yeah no this guy is fucking fucked in the head

like tossing out your loved one's beloved items is shitty enough but the fucking commentary that goes with it, the fucking AUDACITY of "I got rid of her only flaw" WHAT THE FUCK EVEN MAKES YOU THINK THAT

He's going to skin and wear her later

i'm supposed to be in the next office counting up our ipads to be returned to corporate but now i'm just sitting here stunlocked

apparently his parents did the same to him and told him he "turned out all right" so that explains it, supervillainy is genetic

maybe the line needs to end here...

"she didn't have anyone to throw out her toys"

YOU ARE BATMAN VILLAINS

Your names are Past and Due and your villain team is named the Toybreakers and you want to eliminate all fun because your parents forgot your teddy bear at the park and wouldn't drive back for it

YOU DRESS LIKE LOTSO HUGGING BEAR

okay i'm.

i'm gonna go count these fucking ipads for my job and try to process this nonsense