in honor of one of the stupidest decisions Shadowrun ever made, and that's a fertile field of fucks, "Wireless Shuriken" is now the name of my anime theme song retrowave coverband

...wouldn't a wired one just be like. a murder yo-yo

SAME BRAIN

Hang on I need to replace the battery in my shuriken

make sure your shuriken has a decent firewall and some IC to prevent a decker from hijacking it in flight

...That's just a drone with pointy edges.

Okay, I'll bite: what is the wireless bonus for a shuriken?

Axe Goth Real? : not worth the chance of your kunai getting hacked

That is Peak Shadowrun yes

And I say this as someone who exploited the rules for AIs having a charisma bonus the more humanlike they seem to make Megurine Luka as a pornomancer once.