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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
[Jane Austen] Reading Pride & Prejudice for the first time and I just want to yeet Mr. Collins off a cliff
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The clergyman in Emma is equally as dislikable.
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Did Austen have something against the clergy? idk if this is a through line for her
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
but UGH he's so gross
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Proposes to Elizabeth, Elizabeth says no, he says 'oh you're just saying that because women are supposed to do when I talk to you about this again, I hope you'll say yes'
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Like, bitch?? No means No!!!
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And I know this is just the time period and social structure for upper class folk but damn
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ltmutiny
you really gotta wonder about it, considering mr elton, lol
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
"If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as may convince you of its being one."
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
No wonder why people like Lizzy so much
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ugh he's just like 'well cause it's just words. I'm a catch, obviously!'
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
sit down and shut up you gross little toad
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE SAYS NO ONE WOULD PROBABLY WANT TO MARRY HER ANYWAY so obviously she can't be serious
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
This is it, this is where that abusive shit abounds. The whole 'make her feel like shit so she has to agree to be with you'
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
"Do not consider me now as an elegant female intending to plague you, but as a rational creature speaking the truth from her heart."
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
and then he does the opposite, obviously
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
jfc
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
god the sass in the last paragraph though
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ltmutiny
: Yeah I really wonder
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I should Google this
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ltmutiny
I mean, she does notably have at least One Good Clergymember in Edward Ferrars from Sense and Sensibility
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
She has a clergyman in every novel apparently
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ltmutiny
but it's not not a pattern
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
apparently Henry Tilbey in Northanger Abbey is also good
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
so basically they run the gamut, which makes sense
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
She was apparently surrounded by clergy since her dad was one and so were a lot of family friends
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ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I didn't know that until I found this article lol