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PRAY FOR ME FAM IM DRAWING SPIDOODLES but also I'm yelling because holy frick all the Drider art is SO BAD (cw yelling about spider anatomy from the perspective of a spiderphobic, now containing spiderpics)
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WHY ARE ALL OF THESE FANTASY ARTISTS PUTTING LEGS IN THE WRONG PLACE WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT SO MANY SPIDER PICS
Ziri✖O
I'M CRYING INSIDE
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I HAVE A WHOLE GOOGLE TAB OF SPIDOOS UP
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AND I HATE LOOKING AT IT
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BUT NONE OF THIS FANTASY ART IS PUTTING THE SPIDERPARTS IN THE RIGHT PLACE I HATE EVERYTHING
overlord
D8<
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THE LEGS DON'T ATTACH TO THE BUTT GUYS
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THERE'S A WHOLE HEKKIN BIT IN BETWEEN THE BUMBLY BUTT END AND THE HORRIBLE MOUTH PARTS
L'Cygna Tovah
YEAH SORRY ABOUT DRIDER ART
Ziri✖O
IT'S HORRIBLE I HATE IT AND I HATE I HAVE TO LOOK AT ACTUAL SPIDOOS
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i'm looking at pics of a jewel-toned tarantula and it is somehow giving me peace in my heart because for some reason????
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Tarantulas are okay??
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Normal spiders are not????
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pls perceive this fancy fuzzy butt friend
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ACTUAL SPIDER PIC DON'T CLICK IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPIDER
L'Cygna Tovah
that's because that tarantula is Ziricore
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but they are so somft looking??? that tarantula is v ziricore im lov them
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but oh my gosh ive gotta struggle through two different drider/arachne commissions pray for me babes
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why did i write an arachne character why did i do this to myself i wanted to be like "ha ha it's a giant spider of course they'd make money weaving fabric and tatting lace and things"
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if you are a drider/arachne in a fantasy market of COURSE all the mages come to you for the Fancy Enchanted Silk
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binch you got the market cornered
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SIGH
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gimme strength
Ziri✖O
i need all the vibes to keep me from doing myself a Panik
L'Cygna Tovah
I hug you!
L'Cygna Tovah
I will protect you with my power of Thinking All Spiders Are Cute
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THANK
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i did collect so many spidoos for my Other Drider Comm this one will be very Bright And Gaudy and it's for the VA bro who ordered the youtube thumbnail art
Ziri✖O
so I'm doing my Lacemaker and also Drider Parts for friendo
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I believe in u
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https://images.plurk.com/2yLxTMWKAJjKdEiekry39b.png
please b e proud of me i am STRESSED waiting for feedback though
Ziri✖O
WE GOT GREENLIGHT BABES time to clean this babe up
🍉 catipede
this is a very good spider! you're doing well
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i adore spiders and arthropods i approve of this
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I love driders
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
presumably drider anatomy is so bad because none of them want to look at spider pics long enough to do studies -
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
ut yeah it's. dire
L'Cygna Tovah
it's more that they can't tear their eyes away from the Sexy Naked Elf Torsos long enough
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FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ : this and that they're addicted to hentai tbh
L'Cygna Tovah
I have Seen official drider art and it cannot be Unseen
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L'Cygna Tovah : i feel like I should be scared
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I have seen it but not Seen it, if that makes sense
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I did not pay much attention
L'Cygna Tovah
it's just, as with everything of or related to drow, several parts horny, at least one part racist, and no parts actually thought out
L'Cygna Tovah
(not you R A Salvatore you're thinking about things and I respect you alone)
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I'm furious with all of these cowards because of their laziness I have to suffer
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CURSING THEIR TABLETS AND APPLE PENS IN MY HEART IN A THOUSAND TONGUES
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I HOPE THEIR STYLUS HIDES ITSELF. MAY YOUR PEN BATTERIES DIE AT INCONVENIENT TIMES
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I HOPE YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT WHATEVER REFERENCES MAKE YOUR INSIDES WANT TO ESCAPE THEIR FLESH PRISON FOR AS MANY HOURS AS I HAVE TO STARE AT THEM
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(Not actually cursing them but I'm cranky and I don't have my spicy chips or my preferred flavor of chocolate and I've got a headache and I'm hungry)
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Sincerely hoping they stop being lazy and actually use references in the future though
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jdsfsdhg next time feel free to ask me for help with arthropod bodies, i love them so id be happy to help out
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so u dont have to look at them
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Sadly I will not be able to color them properly unless I Perceive them as much as I whine about it I must do this or my skills will not level up
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Soothing myself with looking at spiderpeets
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Why did some of my nightmares get blessed with adorable paws I do not know
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actual spider tippy tappers
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the actual spider tippytaps
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real spider flooferpads. Lil fluff beans
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Why they have cute little gripperpaws I don't know but I want to cry because the rest of them is so cursed to me specifically and I have to look at them or I'll get these commissions wrong
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sgsufnisjth I understand... If it's any comfort it's good to be exposed to them, it helps learning to regulate the response to them, I know it sucks so much tho
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yeah
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OH MY GOSH THIS IS WORSE THAN THE OTHER THINGSI WAS LOOKING AT IT'S SO BAD
https://images.plurk.com/2VFlk9iqyWa5y5Tq0JGAKm.png
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ARACHNE THIGHGAPS????
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NO!!!!!
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I HATE ALL OF THIS!!!
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that's it im taking a NAP
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
ah yes the drider version of my nemesis (thighgap mermaids)
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
man like. don't get me wrong, I love drawing a lil touch of upper hip when I'm drawing a centaur-type creature, but thigh gap... thigh gap is just FAR too much
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
that's not an arachne that's someone kneeling on a spider body
«Wᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ»
also imo tarantulas are less bad than most spiders bcs they are among the Least Spindly
the spindlier a spider is, the worse it is
(jumping spiders are also cute and inoffensive imo, for the same reason)
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oh my god that's HORRIBLE
Ziri✖O
thighgap mermaids and mermaids with knees make me irrationally upset
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just like thighgap lamias/nagas (sorry im tired i do not remember the difference at this time i know there is one)
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also centaurs are just so much i learned horse anatomy for centaurs
Ziri✖O
i love them but i don't get to draw them often
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funnily enough I don't love centaurs
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insect hybrids are something I'd draw if people didn't hate insects so much
Ziri✖O
I'm sorry I just. bugs and i are not friends
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oh no fears I understand dw!
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it's the hate that :-(
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
my big "this fails completely to resonate with me" creature is werewolves
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
but my extremely specific pet peeve is when people draw octopus mers as "standing" in air
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
they can't do that. they don't have any bones down there
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
they are made of the squishy
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I saw a video of an octopus trying to get off the deck of a boat and it was... it was so flat.
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Like a sentient puddle.
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yep! they have no bones!
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
they can reach up to supports and pull but they're. they're not designed to take up volume in air, much less support weight in a way that bones do
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sentient puddle friends
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
someday i'll polish the oc-or-sona concept of an octomer in a wheelchair up enough to use
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