("she tried to cure her motion sickness by forcing herself to spin around for hours" is canon, lmao; it's an anecdote i love because it really says so much about her)
also i bought my sister's partner far cry 4 and i can't wait for them to meet pagan so that i can tell them that he's misty quigley's (soon-to-be-former because she's about to graduate!!!!) warden in TLV
- probably shaw post giving root shit, lmao. probably also going "why do so many of you not read the ledger? btw i've learned to phrase it like this instead of coming in hot with 'start reading the ledger you lazy assholes')"
- misty log where she tells a select few people (pagan, natalie, sweeney, taylor, jedao, uhhhhhhh probably a few more. john. maybe roman tbh). does not tell anyone else. spam options for people to witness her opening! warden-locked! doors!
i think of him as hakkai when it's shaw-related and gonou when it's misty-related, lmao (though shaw has barely spoken to him and pretty much only knows he exists because of eiffel)
thoughts: the allure of baby shaw for this flood was too strong to resist, but season 2 shaw would have been worth it just for the peak hilarity of the first time someone referred to root as her wife and she went "excuse me, my fucking what"
Sweeney: ...I'm on your select list?