actually, honestly, thinking about it... i think this is the first time i've ever re-apped a character into a game that i'd dropped for any amount of time
so he's gonna figure out his stupid weird powers and he's gonna write books to make money and he's gonna figure out a way to keep them both there forever and maybe buy them a house or something and absolutely obliterate anybody that tries to take this shot with her from him
somewhere between 'oh hey the only real childhood friends i had were turned into eels to fuel my own magic and also.....where were you/where was this months ago when i could have USED A BATTERY'
look he killed his universe's satan with a baseball bat to the noggin and while that would not work in the slightest on Lucifer it probably still wouldn't feel good
"I mean, sure, but if I die the energy goes with me, so. Unless you want to just go ahead and get it over with, here's another six hours of Rick Astley."
jack townsend is a petty creature made of spite with nothing to lose and nothing left to fear. ur damn straight he will sing 9999999 bottles of beer on the wall in different accents for the rest of his life
sabine doesn't have a ton of power but i feel like lucifer pretending to be her to manipulate him probably falls into the realm of Stuff She'd Do Something About
jack | sandor | dean
this feels, like, 30% more Rampage Jack than before i think
-a better reunion chat with kyle
-touching istredd and yennefer's inboxes about lessons
does Townsend not fit on your name or does he just get the weird kid being slapped on treatment
put it with some buffalo chicken? A+
people put raisins in potato salad
but why
this goes back to Lucifer's conversation with Dean
How dare you share your erotica with Jack and not me.that's all
because for them to even get to that point many people would have to be dead and Jack somehow incapacitated
but yes, Jack just annoying the absolute shit outta him through the entire process
empty thoughts this is all he has left
sits wrong for that reason lol
trying to get him to be his vessel in other normal ways
leaves him alone for years
Sabine starts doing memory things, Lucifer like "oh hey I can use this to my advantage let's see if this works"