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BOY HOWDY HAS IT BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE THE LAST ONE OF THESE
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ive still got the TDM threads i wanna plug at and/or close out but i think. for december. my main focus is gonna be. getting used to being in a game again. and tagging more frequently
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hob is gonna be at casey's bday party
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big excited + Fright
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get to know all your children
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SCREAM I LOVE THAT ART AHHHHH
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BLUSHY
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im almost done with the party log :>
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PARTY TIME PARTY TIME
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hob will mill around like the awkward stepdad he is
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YES GOOD :>
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introduce himself and then try to blend into the wallpaper
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"how do u like the party, champ. "
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hob at the party!! at last!!!!!
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and me at work with nothing else to do, mehehe
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climb all over that cat man, casey
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soon as he reaches climb gremlin privilege levels he absolutely will
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Reaches for Hob,,,
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the son swarm !!!
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if you'd prefer not to keep the tdm canon let me know and i can change it lmaooo
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ok i dont want to speak for mar
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but
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NO ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAAO KEEP IT PLEASE
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IT REALLY IS THO
Sora
Casey sees taffy man at his party, wonders if he has taffy hidden in fur
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Peter is just awkward and like 'you lost, mr. hob'
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HEHEHE
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im so excited
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i just realized i didnt even have that thread in my tracker /AMENDS AT ONCE
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taffy MAN
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him
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inadequate tits : MEY IS RIGHT WE'RE KEEPING TAFFY MAN
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literally why mess with perfection
𝕄𝔸𝔻 𝔻𝕆𝔾𝕊
he...
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gonna EAT that tdm thread here in a bit
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Sora : i can assure u hob will be Just As Awkward
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EAT UP 🥹
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EAT!!!! CHOMP IT
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Sora
Two awkward autistic lil guys just vibing
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HEHEHEH
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Let them live
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pictured: they,
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stepfather and Childe
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delicious hairtaffy
Sora
let them vibe
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casey's probably going to shove him towards the washroom and flee the premises so i cant imagine the tdm pulling your attention for too much longer :B room for new
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insert joke here about Hob side stepping the Parker Parental Curse purely by being unaware of it and side stepping disaster regularly
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inadequate tits : YES ABSOLUTELY room for new!! just trying to get my sea legs again tbh, get in the habit of actually closing out threads its been a sec
AkechiApologist
LMAO
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Sora : oh this mfer is so dense, he doesnt even know how to spell parent
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I am atrocious at closing threads tbh I am with you there
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neither curse nor disaster shall befall him
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Disaster swings at Hob and he's like "oh, a penny" and ducks out of the way
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LMAAAO YES FULLY
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god mey can attest to how many threads ive unwittingly let slip into the yawning void
Sora
The void hungers, you are merely staving off the void gnawing upon someone unsuspecting
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ginnungagap will feast, this is known
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so will i
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on party boy tags
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feast feast feast
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
comes home from errands and reads this
you know
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
it's really funny how leo is protective of rue
but hates all the other mentor/parental figures around (tony. hob. whoever else. he'll kick their asses. they're not his real dad.)
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𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡 : pls whenever rue comes in to kiss hob, I just imagine leo making disgusted teen noises in the back
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oh he will
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meanwhile casey quietly fascinated at how beak and catmouth kisses work
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JABAJHA DONT MAKE ME THINK ABT IT
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IM DOIN IT
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LALLALA I HEAR NOTHING
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ted's never getting over the egg thing
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he is SO totally with casey in the "wait how does that work" camp
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OWLBEAR EGGS SKSHSJNSNA
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show ted casey's owlbear form and really throw him for a loop
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rue: see my child
ted: I KNEW IT
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OH MY GOD YES
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Rue: my child, don't ask how
Ted: I have questions
Rue: [Pressing Casey against their chest] I Can't Hear youuuu
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casey who cannot talk as an owlbear: AGREEABLE CHIRP, DOES NOT REFUTE ANYTHING
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SJFJLKDLKSDJ i NEEDNT be reminded of the mechanics of owlbugbearbear kissing in my OWN HOUSE
Sora
You must copium in the plurkium
✨ heather ✨
CASEY'S WHAT
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SCREAMING
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✨ heather ✨
SCREAMS
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A BABY!!!!
Sora
The owlbear infected Casey with forehead kisses, now he’s an owlbear cub
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https://images.plurk.com/3p37X0l4f8lm3uxFPwhUF7.jpg
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CHUBS
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cuc k,s
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ASFASFASSFD
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DONT CALL MY SON A CUCK
Sora
Chubs....
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i love that he is just the angriest little cubby
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rues angry little cub
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that's his MOM
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inadequate tits : OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABT
OWLBEAR CASEY TRYING TO SING AND HEAL RUE IM GONNA CRY ALL OVER AGAIN
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aaaaa thats right
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technically he was singing to try and convey that they should sing and heal themselves, but also.
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my HEART
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(he doesnt know if owlbears inherently have singing heal powers ok it was a gamble for a nonverbal baby)
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he did SO WELL
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i need to use it more its too cute not to
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(he might be showing hunter at the party lmao)
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PLEASE
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finally eating my inbox at long last
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I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
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THE MOM DROP 😭😭
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MY HEART
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
FUCK I keep forgetting to tag into this
mey
mey when I get home in an hour
do not let me say hi to you without tagging in
AkechiApologist
YES
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I will lovingly shove you towards it
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
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LOVINGLY SHOVE,
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𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
presses face against hob
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what every teen birthday party needs: Tension With Mom's Boyfriend
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itt: hob having Dad Feelings
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SCREAM
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zero time wasted
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getting some tags done while im still feeling okay
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had a couple bad pain days and been zonked out on muscle relaxers
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dont slip a disc folks, cannot recommend less
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ooof no thank you
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IT SUCKS on the mend thankfully, dont need the crutches as much anymore
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thats good :c
also i love hob, again
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ate shit going down the stairs at work sOME FUCKIN HOW HAHHAHA
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AAAAA YAY and i love casey!!!!!
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theyre so... soft,
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/SMOOSHES CASEY AND HOB TOGETHER
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i was telling mar i cant wait for the day a son comes bursting into the cottage needing parental advice and
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rue isnt there
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so hob has to tentatively take over
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how does he... dad......
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step 1. sweat bullets
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step 2. ????????
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ted can confirm that this is basically how to dad, yes
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lmaoooo. im sure its inevitable and will be very funny
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omg ted should teach him
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come over and show him what a grill is
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extra funny bc most of them HAD or have dads already so it could very well be a YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD situation
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inadequate tits : IM ON PINS AND NEEDLES FOR MY FIRST "UR NOT MY REAL DAD"
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hob takes the boys out camping, its a blood bath
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leo will do it
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leo feels the most likely to
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he does tbf
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casey had a whole-ass conversation with rue about replacement versus additional family and has stuck to it since so he's just like ok i can have 3 dads and 2 moms this is fine
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(technically 2 dads he does not remember the 3rd yet)
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:>
✨ heather ✨
OH HE WILL
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
LIKE. IT TOOK LEO.....LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE to accept barry as even remotely safe to be around his family
who's this hob guy.
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Dad training 🥹
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DAD TRAINING
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A HUG....
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well it is casey
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casey wasting no time ;O;
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hes getting extra rue smooches later
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an extra perk
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HUGS.........
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MY HEART
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