Student: If Pokemon were real...
Me: Growlithe.

Student: ... what
Me: Growlithe.

Student: Pokemon...
Me: Growlithe.

Student: Would
Me: Growlithe

Student: ... you
Me: Growlithe. The answer is Growlithe. It's always the answer. Unless you're about to ask me what pokemon I would eat, because then the answer is Magikarp.

Student: have as a pet.
Me: Oh, Growlithe.

Student: Would you get rid of Honey?
Me: Honey would have always been a Growlithe.

Student: "Wait, but she looks like another pokemon, what one is..."
Me: Lillipup. She's a Lillipup.

Student: Ok yeah, she's a Lillipup.
Me: In this case I would have both a Growlithe and a Lillipup.

Student: What would you name it?
Me: Jock.

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