who wants to stalk Strange getting his ass beat by Richter

(lbr I am just assuming Richter will win, look at his nerd-ass opponent)

Johann does!!! (he's a good friend)

Richter will absolutely win, Strange can't punch

he'll put up a surprisingly good defense for being a nerd! (thanks, magic!) but the moment Richter gets in punch range, it's all over

doesn't even need to use magic, just trussed him up like a Sunday roast for the hell of it

omg

/gently tracks

zerxus's fondness for strange does not in any way diminish his opinion that sometimes you gotta punch a wizard

meanwhile in another thread, strange gets a good roasting from a 15yo

this thread is going to go so poorly for both of them because, like a big dumb idiot, Strange picked the place that gives him mild PTSD

"yeah, it's big enough for a magic fight, I know how to work the terrain, let's just not think about the fact that the last time I saw it was after one of the bloodier battles in the war"

meanwhile this is baby's first Slaughtered Village and he's not taking the concept well

don't worry, most of that blood isn't from civilians! just the army! wartime, baby! it sucks!