

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Double plurk but weirdly specific questions for my chars!


ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Hawke, Aymeric, or Jester! Or any tabletop friends.

LadyRogue
10, 16, 28, 39 for boyfriend!

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Dog facts about his dogs!! Aren't they cute? They're the best. Patience has the intelligence of a 12 year old and it freaks people out!

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
16. What kind of people do they have arguments with in their head?

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Lmao literally everyone. About a lot of people he can be pretty


ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
They're almost always in his head though cause he's a diplo and most of the time it's not worth having the actual argument about

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Choose your battles.

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
28. What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
He says he wants everyone to be happy and do what they wanna do as long as it doesn't hurt other people. Which is true!

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
But more than that he really wants everyone he loves to just SIT THE FUCK DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES AND STOP GETTING INTO SHIT

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And for everyone besides that to vanish for a short time so he can... take a nap...

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
39. Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or excluded from an event if they genuinely didn't want to be there?

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
This depends on the context

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
If it's an event put on by someone he knows/likes then he would rather be invited or have the whole 'You can come if you want but I don't think you'll have fun even if I will'

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
However 'you shouldn't come but I clearly need support' he's gonna go anyway whether he wants to be there or not lol

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
So usually invited to feel included

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
He has incredible fomo in the sense of if he's not there then he can't see if it's a disaster and people get hurt!!

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
(This is anxiety. He has anxiety. Tbh I don't understand how any Hawke doesn't have anxiety unless they're a superdouche Hawke)

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Thank you
LadyRogue
!

LadyRogue
Boyfriend... she will stop if you'll nap WITH her. Then she knows you're actually sleeping.


ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Yes but she's only one of his many problem people lmao

LadyRogue
lolol entirely fair haha

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Tbh I was thinking after Tumenalia he might just take a week off of... everything

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Sleep for a day and a half

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
(being a posessive aggro dude is tiring in a much more draining way than his normal and he will have guilt)

LadyRogue
He should just sleep.

LadyRogue
She will encourage this.

LadyRogue
And only partially in part because she has thinking to do and wants some space to do it. >>;

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
hff lol

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I mean it's gonna be half wallowing but he'll come out of it on his own

LadyRogue
LOOK he needs to rest so he should just do it and turn his brain off to everything else going on until he's feeling settled. End of story!!

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
That is so hard for him, girlfriend


ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
but he's trying

ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
(and then mistlefoes...)

LadyRogue
Good! Trying is important!!! Now shhh she wants you to sleep

LadyRogue
Gods YEAH that's going to be another whole thing and it's probably gonna get messy