Tillie
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD5/4p0/AkOwgvOOTxFEg9DkFGdkNsOp2PC_lg.jpg Yeh, how did it happen?
Tillie
https://imgs.plurk.com/QD5/5yX/rx8YNBdcsZUf1WiCBUZi6FG0ua1_lg.png
Tillie
So, where did Cain's wife come from?
Tillie
I mean, Adam, Eve, Abel, Cain. That's the starter family. And then?
Tillie
Bible is OMITTING IMPORTANT STUFFS RIGHT THERE!
Tillie
Or it's all a lie.
Tillie
I mean how big is the chance they FORGOT to write it down... they got all the names, clearly. And the words that were spoken. And they forgot to mention where Cain's family came from?
Tillie
Worst storywriting ever, even AI can do it better. :-P
sjonsvenson
god took a rib from Adam to create Eve . . . . looks like he took a lot of ribs
potato boyo
Was she originally from Nod? a native Noddite?
potato boyo
wait, did God create a secret family in another land?
potato boyo
https://images.plurk.com/5SVvEYwoIxRYHA7Bj5YUu9.png
potato boyo
https://images.plurk.com/1IQC52YQoFSMCasYHhY1Za.png
potato boyo
ok, so.
potato boyo
Not only was she Cain's twin sister, but she was Abel's wife first. When her twin brother murdered her husband, she responded by marrying him??
potato boyo
also what I'm getting from this is that Adam and Eve were humping like bunnies, but the book only really talks about the sons because Men are Important.
Tillie
So next what Republicans will promote is incest because it's in the bible?
potato boyo
this is very educational
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WereCorgi
potato boyo : Or you have to murder someone to get noticed.

We're not even starting on Lilith, amirite?
Amber
nor should we start on what happened after Sodom and Gommorrah
Sarahndipity
I was raised Christian and even I don't have answers for that one (LOL)
WereCorgi
Amber : Even in the King James, it's pretty clear that the mobs were rapists, irrelevant of sex or gender. It's a point that's so conveniently missed by those using it as a pathetic argument against homosexuality.
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