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[Spiderman2]: You know you're a monsterfucker when: you get excited to see Venom's teeth and tongue.
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i'm only mildly ashamed
Odd-Eyes
look at how prehensile it is...
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BUT IN MY DEFENSE
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THE GAME DOESN'T GIVE YOU THAT FOR SO FUCKING LONG.
Odd-Eyes
sSHDFLKSAJF
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LIKE I GENUINELY WASN'T SURE IF THEY WERE GONNA MODEL THE TEEFS
Odd-Eyes
truly they did our favorite tentacle alien justice
feral ghลซl fall
they can't not model the teefs
feral ghลซl fall
mouf is his whole deal
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Odd-Eyes : they really did, he's so SQUISHY
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feral ghลซl fall : YOU'RE RIGHT AND SHOULD SAY IT
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what that mouth do tho
feral ghลซl fall
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I'M LAUGHING I HATE THAT EMOTE RN FUCK YOU, KACCHAN
feral ghลซl fall
KACCHAN IS HERE TO SERVE
feral ghลซl fall
ok but kacchan venom cr would be hilarious
Friendpatine
venom got cake too
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kacchan venom wou-- i want this
Friendpatine
you seeing that sculpted symbiote ass
feral ghลซl fall
venom do got dat cake
Odd-Eyes
one hand, many tentacles
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OH MY GOD YOU CAN PLAY AS VENOM IN THIS GAME??
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INSOMNIAC, LEMME SMASH
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SUN'S OUT, TONGUE'S OUT
feral ghลซl fall
HAHAHAHA
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I'M SO UPSETTI SPAGHETTI I DON'T HAVE A CONSOLE TO PLAY THIS MYSELF
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BUT ME AND PENNY HAVING A DELIGHTED SHRIEK AT THE SAME TIME WAS GLORIOUS
Odd-Eyes
bro is beeg
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DOUBLE CHEEKED UP
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the clap of his cheeks disrupts the bonding
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i am so delighted
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GOD HE LOOKS SO COOL
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THE MODEL IS SO GOOD, I'M SO HAPPY
feral ghลซl fall
the clap of his cheeks...
Friendpatine
apparently Insomniac is open to doing a Venom spinoff if people really want it
Friendpatine
and I know I do
taffy
roxy you're so valid
taffy
and also, mood
Odd-Eyes
so valid
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Friendpatine : OH MY GOD YES??? DEFINITELY???? ABSOLUTELY?????
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taffy : Odd-Eyes : Venom just broke a dude's back and i was like god i wish that were me
Odd-Eyes
sHFLKDSAJFDSAF GOD I WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE LIKE
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HAHAHHAHDXJDFBHVJMF
Odd-Eyes
"venom gonna break a dude's back and roxy is gonna be like me next" but I had to hold back cuz spoilers
Odd-Eyes
BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
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50/50 BETWEEN CURING MY BACK PROBLEMS AND KILLING ME DEAD
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Odd-Eyes : DON'T CALL ME OUT????/
Odd-Eyes
Venom: /fucking kills a man
Roxy:
feral ghลซl fall
Odd-Eyes
I WILL CALL YOU OUT
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I'M BEING BULLIED
Odd-Eyes
affectionately shames u
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he looks so sticky and i'm mad that i find that appealing
feral ghลซl fall
hey roxy dont feel bad, we are in the same boat
Odd-Eyes
so I want to point out that for the collector's edition of the game
Odd-Eyes
guess what wording they used
https://images.plurk.com/7FBJk9xNyGeYPEQx5Pa5AX.png
feral ghลซl fall
well when they put it that way...
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AND MORE, YOU SAY??
feral ghลซl fall
and more
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i'm ready goop daddy
Odd-Eyes
with symbiotes there's always more
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sony and insomniac 300% know their audience
Friendpatine
don't you want Venom to take you in his big strong arms and
Friendpatine
become one with him
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Friendpatine : i felt a way and i'm embarrassed
Friendpatine
embrace it roxy
Friendpatine
embrace your truth
Odd-Eyes
big goopy arms and canonically-confirmed 19 inches ofโ€”
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I AM A MONSTERFUCKER
Odd-Eyes
roxy workin at ign
https://images.plurk.com/hmLMV83E4UrLks28XfURz.png
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HOLY SHIT IGN KNOWS WHAT'S UP
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i ghost wrote that
Odd-Eyes
https://images.plurk.com/1NiV5SysfepiEfiqDrj5m3.png
"You mean the figurine, right?"
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Venom just licked his teeth
Odd-Eyes
https://images.plurk.com/7iqYONTO4u3AuhG1Wdsoy5.png
feral ghลซl fall
Odd-Eyes
listen, listen
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YOU'RE NOT WRONG BUT
Odd-Eyes
if youre allowed to want venom carnally then so is heโ€”
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I NEED THOSE 19 INCHES
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AND YOU CUT OFF LIKE, 8 OF THEM
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...11 is still pretty good though. (aha)
Odd-Eyes
its fine the inches will grow back
feral ghลซl fall
mad that i did thread with a great venom once upon a time, but we didn't do mouth stuff
Odd-Eyes
https://images.plurk.com/1BvPo6Z1GKJIyAOdUze3Bl.png 19 inches of venom is how he wants to die leave him be
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Odd-Eyes : THEN WHY'D HE CUT IT OFF
feral ghลซl fall
HAHAHAHA
Odd-Eyes
THE TONGUE GROWS BACK
Odd-Eyes
JUST TAKE A FEW INCHES FOR LATER
Odd-Eyes
SHDKFLAJSDHFJDSALF
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idk how to feel about that
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pro: a little venom, as a treat
con: not 19 inches of venom
Odd-Eyes
sHLKFDSAJFKSDFKJLSA
Friendpatine
Would you call that Kraven giving Venom head
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Friendpatine : kraven doens't deserve 19 inches of venom.
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OH MY GOD HE JUST BSHFJHVD
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PRAYING MANTIS'D KRAVEN
Friendpatine
oh sorry I thought you'd already gotten to that part
Friendpatine
hence the "Kraven giving Venom head"
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Friendpatine : oh lol i didn't even make the connection, i thought you were making an innuendo
Friendpatine
you see because Venom eats Kraven's head
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but EYYY HE SURE DID
Friendpatine
well I was also doing that
Odd-Eyes
thats one way to give head
Friendpatine
we all gotta live with the fact that Harry Osborne ate a man's head
feral ghลซl fall
i knew he was eating men, but geez!
Odd-Eyes
harry osborne's got 19 inches of venom allllllll up in him
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SHARE THE WEALTH, HARRY COME ON
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YO THESE EXTRA SYMBIOTES ARE SO COOL LOOKING
Infychu
Odd-Eyes
he took your advice
Odd-Eyes
hes sharing 19 inches of venom with everyone...
Infychu
/fans self
Odd-Eyes
skill issue, shouldve lived in new york
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Odd-Eyes : FUCK THAT, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE
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also it's 1:30am so i'ma go sleepytime
Odd-Eyes
19 INCHES OF VENOM AINT CHEAP ROXY
Odd-Eyes
ITS 19 INCHES
feral ghลซl fall
HAHAHAHA
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
this whole plurk is a delight
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
yarn witch
yeah this plurk was great (LOL)
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I want 19 inches of Venom... [sure...]
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I CANNOT HIDE MY TRUTH
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JUST BE A LITTLE EMBARRASED BY IT
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but for real, the Venom model in this game is really, really good.
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delightfully creepy and extremely cool. getting to actually PLAY AS HIM IS EVEN COOLER
yarn witch
no judgment here (also hello fellow monster fucker club member) and yeah the model work looks solid
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A++ to Insomniac, they nailed what people want at every curve
Yon Fellow
Nobody in this plurk will ever lay eyes on the gates of heaven
yarn witch
don't need to if you can google them via hell's wifi
Yon Fellow
Hell has shitty motel wifi
yarn witch
so its the 90s all over again like i'll survive
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if that's hell, then fuck heaven
โญ๐“™๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ธ๐”๐”‚โญ๏ธ
hell's also got 19 inches of venom, I'm good.
yarn witch
nah i loved the 90s too. the whole intenret thing just reminds me of it (LOL) like i got through 90s intenet speeds going back to it wouldn't be a shock
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i'm rereading this plurk and dying laughing
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while effectively knowing it's gonna get so much worse as I continue watching the gameplay HAHAHA
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
never stop
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
Also I have so many perfect icons for this

สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
(I also feel ya on the Venom love, so no judging from me)
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
Yon Fellow : that means we will all hill in hell and that sounds fun by me
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
all my friends are here
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i'm doing a round of tags but coming back to this soon.
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
btw I have to google inches to cm, because I live in tomatoland and omg, it's more than I expected
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
pretty sure is like my arms or something XD
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it's at least half your forearms, yeah
yarn witch
quietly saving that thirsty icon for reasons
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
RIP other people but we're built different
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
yarn witch : have fun
yarn witch
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
โญ๐“™๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ธ๐”๐”‚โญ๏ธ
Penny's doing side missions and I'm sittitng here like "no, go back to Venom. "
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I NEED TO SEE MY MAN
Odd-Eyes
roxy you cant take 19 inches all at once you gotta ease it in
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
https://images.plurk.com/3WnMGMNEfrYZtM1nWC4uji.png
Odd-Eyes
sHLKFDSAJF
feral ghลซl fall
we ARE built different
สŸสสŸษชแด›สœ
https://images.plurk.com/3zvKN6kBRgi3MGorrVWOfH.jpg
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OH MY GNHJKVHDHF
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I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT HELLO
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I THOUGHT IT'D BE A DIFFERENT GAME
โญ๐“™๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ธ๐”๐”‚โญ๏ธ
WAIT NOPE THAT'S THE END
โญ๐“™๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ธ๐”๐”‚โญ๏ธ
UUUHGHBJVHVHRT COME ON
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I WANNA SEE SYMBIOTE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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although carnage is meh venom is
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also, speaking of venom, are the movies on netflix, or is there a place that i should ABSOLUTELY COMPLETELY TOTALLY AVOID where one may be able to watch said movies...illicitly
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to avoid, of course
yarn witch
look.
yarn witch
just pp me and i'll get you set up.
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yarn witch : wait i think you set me up with didney??
yarn witch
no i did, but i can also set you up to access my media server
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lemme clean up after dinner and i'll pm you in a bit
yarn witch
trust
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