Dr. Yubsie
Today the baby has had a projectile poop all over my hand and the bed, peed all over the bassinet because the diaper was too low in the back, peed all over me because the nozzle was pointed the wrong way, spit up during a diaper change and proceeded to roll in it and get it all in his hair...
Dr. Yubsie
He is very cute and apparently determined to wear EVERY OUTFIT HE OWNS today
𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥
oh my sister used to put felt squares in the boys' diapers when they were laying down bc that diaper being too low in the back thing is cronic
successfail
I had no idea how much laundry a tiny human could generate.
successfail
We ended up having to use spare pillowcases as mattress covers for the bassinet
Dr. Yubsie
Did I mention we don't have in unit laundry?
Dr. Yubsie
Because we don't have in unit laundry
Dr. Yubsie
He is currently sleeping in the bassinet with no sheet in it
Dr. Yubsie
Which our bassinet is technically designed for but I like having that extra layer
Dr. Yubsie
I bought two more bassinet sheets but I forgot to wash them until today and they smelled like Amazon packaging
𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥
layer that shit like lasagna
𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥
with like, a puppy pad between each layer
Ainsley ☄
Oh those days
Ainsley ☄
I was so happy for the washer twenty feet away when munchkin had a diaper blowout
🎄𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓭🎄
babies are .....so much
Ainsley ☄
Some days there are liquids and solids coming out of every orifice
🍔 YEDONG...
Been there, done that, had to sponge bathe a poopy nephew
spacey witchmas
messy baby day
Ainsley ☄
When munchkin was learning to eat solids, I just stripped her to her diaper cause then I just needed a warm washcloth
akinoame
So how practical is it to just...keep him in the bath all day long? Because it seems like it might be easier at this rate
Poppin'Squall
Very not. Especially with what happened when he had his first bath 
Dr. Yubsie
He can't be unattended in the bath and also he HATES IT
Dr. Yubsie
ANd peed on the floor after
Ainsley ☄
Awww poor baby
nonhoration
Maybe that post about men crawling into the bath was right
Southern Pansy
Sounds like a baby XD
Southern Pansy
We used to chuck a wash cloth over them when changing in case of surprise peeing
StupidSexyV⚠der
awwww he had a bad day
Lofwyr
Getting it all in their hair is the worst
Dr. Yubsie
he had a really tough day and then there was some really intense cluster feeding when we were both completely exhausted
Lofwyr
Dr. Yubsie
: sounds like his body is restructuring... time for another growth spurt?
Dr. Yubsie
he's probably around the right age for another one
Dr. Yubsie
he's a little rebel now
he's a little rebel now
Rama
The most appropriate onesie
StupidSexyV⚠der
awwww
StupidSexyV⚠der
little feeties
Ainsley ☄
Look at him getting chubbier.